Don't Believe the Hype

Better Late Then Never

I gave this film a 9 out of 10, because it was exactly what I expected it to be.

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

With "The Neighbors" you get exactly what you're expecting from a Tommy Wiseau project: terrible acting and dialog, completely nonsensical interactions, bad direction, lighting and staging... the whole nine yards.Unfortunately you also get characters that seem like walking talking racial and gender stereotypes straight out of 1996. In particular the black characters almost seem to exist to be offensive. If this is Tommy's idea of what black people are like inside his warped mind, he's not the harmless buffoon everyone seems to think they love.Women are inexplicably running around in micro bikinis, women call each other dirty hos and sluts for no reason... the entire thing would be more offensive if it wasn't so incompetent.Do yourself a favor and avoid this crap and just go watch "The Room" again.

After watching this I managed to recover from the sofa and realise that I'm not doing that bad in life if stuff like this is managing to pass through production companies and make it on streaming sites let alone the internet itself. I saw the earlier trailers of this show and it was way better than what they made here. I dunno if it is intentionally bad but it's truly a marvel. Everything is a disaster, acting, blocking, camera operating and exposure, sound editing and recording, colour grading and lighting, I think I could go on with this list to carry on explaining what is so wrong. I like to imagine that this is a satire of porn acting but done on an actual multi-episode release. It's truly memorable and a must watch for any filmmaker to criticise rather than enjoy. To be fair, it made me and my girlfriend continuously laugh. Watch it and take it in!

The show seems like it has a lot of improvisation from all parties involved - and it was ingenious for TW to allow that to happen. His uncorrupted artistic vision, if his interviews are anything to go by, would leave us with such such a bizarre and incoherent universe that it would just end up alienating the audience in all its absurdity. Neighbors isn't alienating. It isn't even this so-bad-is- good thing that is funny in being an earnest attempt that ends up in failure. It's actually charming in the way that an "odd neighbors" sitcom is supposed to be - as an invitation to embrace the other in its radical alterity. Yet the method by which it achieves its charm is completely groundbreaking.We never take the characters seriously, in fact, we can't take the characters seriously. They are nonsensical caricatures conceived by a mind that is half Kafka, half Z-grade friends. Suspension of disbelief is impossible. Instead, one is constantly aware that everyone is acting. The series finds its charm in the fact that the characters come across as real people, people playing around with their nonsensical roles, experimenting with what they are given, interacting with and giving depth and order to TW's weirdness - in a sincere, positive, light hearted and friendly way. To exemplify this, let's compare the dynamic between The Room's actors and TW. After the release of The Room, many of the actors came out attempting to clear their name from having participated in such a film. They even attempted to fund a mockumentary where the director, herself an actress in The Room, confesses her shame, distances herself from the film, and admits, in a willy nilly way, that someone else convinced her to finally embrace the fact that, god forbid, she was part of an awful film. This contempt, resentment, and attempt to create distance between the "crazy" director and the "normal" actor is distasteful because while TW inspires sympathy, most agree that polished, spoiled L.A. youth doesn't. Unlike the manufactured, bland perfection of every aspiring actor, TW's weirdness is overflowing with a depth of subjectivity that makes us feel empathy. Foreign, old, attempting and failing at being understood by a culture he idolizes. He possesses a naive, child-like and earnest idealism about America and its iconography of the kind that is only available to people that have endured much harsher realities. To be mean to TW is cruel and inhumane.We find the opposite of this "I'm not with the weird guy" dynamic in Neighbors. One finds that the actors are actually attempting, through their own performances, to enrich and create value in TW's universe. As an example, Roenfeldt injects condescension and sarcasm into her good wife role, adding a layer of depth to her character and her dynamic with TW. Everyone in the show appears to be experimenting, bringing something in and collaborating, having fun, and not taking themselves seriously. It is this aura of a playful environment, where actors are free to create and improvise, but rarely appear to do so in a mean spirited way, that gives this show its distinctive charm. It feels like a dialogue where folks we can relate to attempt to create a meaningful and engaging piece of art with someone that, to a lot of people, is completely enigmatic, nonsensical, and not even worthy of serious engagement. The cast constantly attempts to create meaning and familiarity in this absurd universe, with this radical otherness that is TW - it comes across as an act of empathy and solidarity. Not through characters, but through the actual people playing them that we, the audience, are irremediably conscious of. Neighbors is, no doubt, one of the most formally and morally interesting shows I've seen in years.

Ugly, monstrous, revolting, racist, execrable, incomprehensible, inept, incompetent, incomprehensible, incoherent, unwatchable. This show looks like '80s video porn without the sex. The audio sounds like nails on a blackboard. The actors apparently had to go slumming after California's condom law was passed. No one in this show goes unscathed. I never saw "The Room", but I knew going in "The Neighbors" was going to be bad. It is beyond bad. It is an abomination. It is a thing that should not be. This is NOT one of those inept things that is entertaining in spite of itself. It is the most unpleasant thing you will ever see. This cannot be overstated. Do not watch.