The Golden Nazi Vampire of Absam: Part II - The Secret of Kottlitz Castle
The Golden Nazi Vampire of Absam: Part II - The Secret of Kottlitz Castle
| 01 January 2008 (USA)
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If things were up to General Donovan, then the Military Secret Service of the United States would take care of really important things, of which there are plenty in this Autumn of 1942. Let the Waffen-SS search for Atlantis and dance around Germanic Druid Stones - who believes in the occult of "Wunderwaffen" or "miracle weapons" anyway? At least no straightforward American patriot, only pathetic wimps like William Blazkowicz, the only person at the OSS who wears glasses. But then ... can you dare risk to ignore explicit warnings? Secretly shot films? Evidence? What is really happening in Kottlitz Castle? Who killed Smokey Savallas? What kind of research is the "Ahnenerbe der SS" involved in? Who stole Count Dracula's bones from a crypt in Wallachia? And where's the connection between a fanatic SS General, underground laboratories full of German scientists, and a huge pit filled with molten gold? Questions, questions ...

Reviews
Supelice

Dreadfully Boring

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Catangro

After playing with our expectations, this turns out to be a very different sort of film.

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Ariella Broughton

It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

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Kamila Bell

This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.

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Horst in Translation (filmreviews@web.de)

This 45-minute movie written and directed by Lasse Nolte is obviously a parody and extremely over the top. But sadly, it rarely manages to be funny or entertaining. It was made 7 years ago and the only moment that put a smile on my lips was when I saw Oliver Kalkofe in one scene. Sadly, it really is a nothing role and he cannot really improve this film. The rest of the cast is pretty much completely unknown. Making a good parody or mockumentary is also an art and I am sorry to say the filmmaker here did not achieve it. It's pretty much style over substance and I cannot say I am surprised that Nolte has not really worked in the years since this was made. If he ever makes a film again, I hope he will have improved his craft. As for this one here, not recommended. Oh and don't be confused by the 2 in the title. This is not a sequel, just a little more playfulness by the filmmakers.

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