Simply Perfect

Overrated and overhyped

How sad is this?

It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

This movie was terrible and this is one reason I do not like most modern day horror films. This movie is about a red headed Elvira look alike that is turned into a vampire by an ugly looking dude with long white hair and an annoying voice trying to sound like Rienfeld but sounds more like a guy crying in a can. She hates being a vampire and living in the darkness and refuses to drink blood but instead something of a cheap wine and has Rienfeld to go out and find a solution for her to become mortal like everybody else. So, he goes out and finds three virgins that give us nothing but very cheap thrills that I couldn't do better myself and the urge of hearing her annoyance over how shes still not satisfied. She was a rock singer before she was a vampire and wants to become a singer again and still be mortal. Rienfeld goes through a very boring process and she accomplishes her goal towards the end of the film. This film is very boring and I would NOT recomend this one to anyone, it is obvious that the cheap sex scenes were only there to try and wake us up but instead, put me to sleep. Move on to the next one.

Bad story with a crappy camera, wouldn't even watch it if it were on Cinemax. Only thing good was the nudity and there was hardly any (except a lot of dancing and all bad lesbian sex) Each actor sucked worse than the last and the only "Hi light" was that the hot Charlie showed her face (and more) in this crapfest...