Really Surprised!

Gripping story with well-crafted characters

Awesome Movie

It isn't all that great, actually. Really cheesy and very predicable of how certain scenes are gonna turn play out. However, I guess that's the charm of it all, because I would consider this one of my guilty pleasures.

Anyone can be a martial artist whether they are normal or handicapped. For two men, they overcame betrayal. One man lost his arms to the other fighter, and the one who maimed him is double-crossed by his own master, gets his legs burned off. So both men are have to cooperate against him and his crew. The armless fighter packs some powerful kicks and his stubby end helps him hold the staff without major difficulty. The legless fighter works on his arm strength, and can land his weight with devastating results. The mission for these men is Revenge! Betrayed by their master, these men will not stop until he is dealt with! Now training in the martial arts is grueling, and it happens to strengthen the individual. For people who are crippled, they have to experience the same with a few differences there. This movie is very fascinating, very intriguing, and very intensifying. I enjoyed it very well. 3 out of 5 stars!

People dis on this movie, but let me tell you something: If you see one movie, EVER, let it be this. If I had 50b thumbs, every last one of them would be up. I mean how can you go wrong with a line like, "Funny... most people sleep in beds, but I... I sleep in steamer baskets."Enough said.

In all seriousness I ended up renting this movie as something I thought would be funny to watch. I even thought the two crippled masters would actually be two normal people simply holding their arms in their shirts and filming only from the waist up. Boy was I wrong. I can't imagine how the coreographers managed to pull this off, but the movie is awesome. The fight scenes are far above average, the plot is decent, and the main bad guy has a big iron hump on his back. What more could you ask for in a kung fu movie?

This film is so incredibly stupid and corny, it has to be considered as one of the funniest action films ever made. The plot is serious so it shows it isn't a joke- 2 fighters for a boss get duapelegiac (only 2 legs and 2 arms between the 2 of them) by they're employer, so they strengthen up to get revenge. Possibly the weirdest film to be generated, but it is actually a comedy in my mind. The sound effects and editing looks like something that came from King Gimp, the fights are faker than the Ninja Turtles fighting and the dubbing makes Godzilla look like Das Boot (to many similies you might say). But it is done so badly well, Ed Wood Jr. would find this better than his Plan 9 from outer space. Creative in a way actually parodied earlier by the Zaz comedy team. A