Self-important, over-dramatic, uninspired.

It's fun, it's light, [but] it has a hard time when its tries to get heavy.

True to its essence, the characters remain on the same line and manage to entertain the viewer, each highlighting their own distinctive qualities or touches.

The movie really just wants to entertain people.

I thought the movie *was* pretty bad, but it was so bad it was funny. Personally, I prefer that to the "funny but really offensive" I see a lot on TV/movies, so that kind of redeemed the movie a bit, in my eyes. (I also found it really funny that they were advertising this movie on a bootleg VCD and calling it "Jurassic Park III") :)

I was up at an unearthly hour (2:30 am) and turned on the television. Much to my dismay, this movie was the best thing on. I hesitate to use the word "best", but even more strongly hesitate to use the word "movie". I must admit that at that hour, almost anything would be entertaining, but I feel like I lost a significant amount of brain cells after watching that...thing. It was, in a word, bizarre. I can't think of any other way to describe it in an even remotely positive manner. The humor was quirky, but misguided, and the acting was horrendous. I'm positive that Denise Richards now weeps whenever she hears anything related to dinosaurs. Let's just say that it wasn't her finest hour. But, by all means, see this movie. It will give you far greater respect for the oscar nominees.

This gets my vote as worst movie I've ever seen. I can't believe it was ever made. You know sometimes you rent B-movies so you can laugh at them? This isn't even worthy of that. If you want to see a poorly made, poorly acted, and just plain stupid movie, this is it.

This movie is horrible. Knowing that this movie was made in 1994 terrifies me. The dinosaur is pathetic, and the acting is terrible. What tops the movie off is when Denise Richards' boyfriend's brain is hooked up to a camera so he can see her strip for him and the electrical circuits all short out. Who in the world came up with that? I started cracking up the minute I saw this part. The only reason I watched the movie was because it was soooo bad.