Better Late Then Never

There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

One of the best movies of the year! Incredible from the beginning to the end.

One of the film's great tricks is that, for a time, you think it will go down a rabbit hole of unrealistic glorification.

This was surely one of the strangest good-bad movies ever. It has lots of surfing, a little Kung Fu fighting, a ridiculous villain, and one kick ass lady! It isn't complex and doesn't have a story arc or anything and it may be too simplistic for some, but I found it rather incredibly hard to follow thanks to the bizarre editing as well as every single one of the snooze-inducing scenes with the Surf Nazis which were nigh-on incomprehensible. They were so loud and annoying, it was like they were a bunch of random people doing extremely amateur community theatre on the beach rather than coming off as actual actors! They didn't have a speck of personality between them and even though they were meant to be this big tough ruthless gang who didn't have any problems handling other surfer gangs, they were easily overpowered by one vigilante oldster? Whatever! "The beaches have become battlefields, the waves a war-zone..." the opening text scrawl so boldly declares.. Mm, well nope, I'm afraid it's nothing so epic! So near as I could tell the vague and slow as hell plot is that this one aggressive surfer gang who want to control the entire beach of California and all the other gangs because a humongous earthquake has wrecked the city.. That's so lame, a beach is a terrible location for a post-apocalyptic war-zone, it just doesn't have the same kind of visual and thematic punch as an inner city ruined ghetto, the image of that on a beach just doesn't sit right and makes it hard to suspend your disbelief, it feels like it couldn't happen! The setting looks so pretty it makes you wonder why everyone's even fighting at all when there's such a beautiful ocean right there that they could all chill out and have fun in! This oddball excuse for a movie didn't have the budget or panache to pull off such a concept, everything looks too dull and cheap. It's an ambitious little flick though, gotta give it that.. It's too bad that it's also one that never seems to grasp just how dumb it is, if it had opted for a more tongue-in-cheek approach it might have been slightly more well-received and have more of a fan base today. As it is I can agree that it's a terrible movie but to me it still wasn't all that bad, there were some things that I liked about it a lot. For one thing I loved the beach and all the slow motion footage shots that appear randomly throughout the whole movie, the effect to me was very visually positive and strangely uplifting, and that's what I took from it. I enjoy the offbeat silly fun vibe more than the actual story, to say it has Nazis in the title it's a very light and totally harmless movie, it had a certain cute goofy and youthful earnestness about itself. Had I tried to enjoy it purely from a plot standpoint I'd have hated it as much as everyone else seems to. The scene between the Surf Nazi known as "Smeg" and his mother in the kitchen is very telling I reckon. If it's meant to be a distopian city they're living in, then how come Smeg has a nice normal home that he can go to and a tough cookie mother who forces him to stay in his room when he's trying to sneak out? Are the Surf Nazis all just rowdy teens, playing nasty crazy games at being Nazis on the beach because there's nothing else to do and there's no law to stop them? I really liked the character of Smeg's mother, the actress really did her own thing with her bit part and was a lot of fun in her few scenes. Some of this movie is intriguing but it goes nowhere at all until the coolest mama of all time decides it's time to make a stand! The movie perks up and has a much better final act when she steps up and it stops being just Surf Nazis and finally turns into Surf Nazis Must Die! The character of Mama Washington was the one thing that really made this picture worthwhile for me and was definitely the most memorable thing about it. It was so different and cool to me seeing an old sassy black lady doing action hero stuff, not to say they can't or anything, but it was sure as hell the first time I'd ever seen that before! She was so funny and entertaining, as soon as it showed her and it was at the scene where she's smoking a cigar and playing cards with the other old ladies at the nursing home she was forced to live in and she says "I've gotta liven up you bitches!", I thought that gal's gonna do something big at some point! The transitional scene is so surreal where she leaps out of nowhere and strong-arms one of Nazis, you know which one I'm talking about.. So I'm pretty sure that at least some of it was made bad on purpose and it was clearly never made with the intention if being 'great cinema', but overall I found it a fun stupid movie to watch, and I think that may have been the whole point, and I for one could dig it. Peace out, Hang ten! x

This film unashamedly attempts to replicate Kubrick's 'A clockwork Orange' and is also similar to other youth gang movies such as 'Romper Stomper' and 'Suburbia' The issues of radical politics, racism, disillusioned youth, vengeance and gang violence are all addressed, but there is nothing original about this film. There is excellent cinematography and an interesting synth score which seems appropriate. The story focuses around a the 'surf Nazis' the dominant surfer gang in California, they kill a young African American, but things go wrong for the gang when the victim's Mother seeks a bloody revenge. The story is simple and the acting pretty abysmal, but if you're a fan of the amateur charm of Troma movies then this probably won't bother you, as long as you accept there are a lot less laughs and a lot less tits than other Troma classics such as 'Class of Nuke 'em High'

This was a $1.00 blind VHS purchase from Hollywood Video (mainly because Iam such a fan of Troma's "Monster in the Closet") & to be frank....IWANT MY DOLLAR BACK!! What an utterly banal, stupid & nonsensical film this truly is. Hell, I don't even really know where to begin in describing this putrid film which looks like it was shot on a $99.00 budget(complete with ultra amateurish 'acting'). And what's worse, it's not even funny bad either! SNMD takes place in the future sometime after the great "California earthquake". Supposedly the police force is all tied up with restoring order in Los Angles and that leaves the beaches free for roaming gangs of surfer thugs . Let's see..we have, the Samuri gang, the pipe fitters (or whatever their dumb names were) & of course the Surf Nazis. The Surf Nazis all have names like Adolph (the leader-o'vey!) & Eva (his nasty bitch of a whore), Menglea..well you get the picture. We get plenty of surfing scenes, some terribly choreographed "fight" scenes, lots of meaningless filler scenes & very little T & A or sex (the gore is also minimal). The Surf Nazi's allegedly own the waves & the beaches & shakedown the local businesses. So one would think that these lunkheads would be armed with something a tad bit better than knifes & stabbing weapons-NOPE! Anyway, the Surf Nazi's kill a son of a very cantankerous middle-age, overweight, black woman. And so (naturally) we have a Troma-ized re-enactment of "Big Bad Mamma" & her subsequent revenge. She also happens to be the only one in the film smart enough to buy a gun & grenades (get this) from one of the Surf Nazi's main suppliers . The rest of the film continues to wallow in the swamps of absurdity as the viewer logically asks "if these Surf Nazi's are so bad ass, how come they can't dispose of one lone, over-weight, middle age black woman?" and "How come none of these boneheads ever heard of a gun"?Bloodstone's Recommendation: Watch "Surf Nazis Must Die" ONLY if you're suffering from insomnia or you want to lower your IQ ten points.Bloodstone's Rating: 2.0

Because many people wrote about how "cult" this movie was, I rented it one time at the video store. I don't care if its made by Troma or not, it is just a whole load of sh*t... The basic story may be great, a surfer gang of Nazis trying to invade Californian beaches. But the outcome - forget about it. The whole movie shows only the inability of the makers, especially in the ridiculous "fighting" scenes. They could not even make the Nazis look like real Nazis, with Uniforms and so on or at least in Skinhead Style. Despite some senseless dialog, the movie has not much to offer. No sex, no gory violence, except for the basic idea a very conventional story - Surf Nazis take over the beaches, the "oppressed" other surf gangs take revenge. There are lot B- and C-Movies of the 80ies which are much better.