Good start, but then it gets ruined

This is a tender, generous movie that likes its characters and presents them as real people, full of flaws and strengths.

I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.

This film is so real. It treats its characters with so much care and sensitivity.

So far - there have been 5 reviews of this movie - and astonishingly, they are all somehow reviewed as supposedly the best film ever made.Well, in reality, this is far from the truth.If the script was any worse, it would be un-produced.This has possibly the worst casting and setup and dialogue I have ever seen on screen.Casting for this is absolutely horrendous and they deliver their lines with as much spark and enthusiasm as a dying bird.There are far better bad movies out there to watch. If you like watching bad movies, you will have a huge selection to choose from. This ranks at the bottom of the barrel of the bad.Don't let the cover of the DVD fool you - as it did me.I own the DVD, but it was given to me as a gift. I am graciously pleased that I never actually had to pay for this - I would be very irate.This is very bad on so many levels. Do yourself a favour and go to sleep instead.

Being in the film business I am aware of many fine independent low budget movies produced outside of the Hollywood system. "Suicide Blonde" is a little gem of a movie. Recognized as such my mini-major Artisan Pictures, ( Terminator 2, Blair Witch, etc.), as they released in on DVD and VHS in June of this year. If any of the Major Studios had the Cojones to place this film in 3,000 + theaters; it would have, without any doubt, been the suprize hit of the Summer of 2003."SUCIDE BLONDE" ( Played by beautiful Playboy Centerfold "Angel Boris",(she can really act), has the ingredients to become a "Cult Classic". Watch it a few hundred times, you'll find yourself repeating the cool lines with the colorful cartoonish like characters, "The Scorpion", "Skinny Man", "DogBreath", Very Humourous Latin Ganster "Pepo Duran" and his Marx Brother like band of cohorts, the wimperrring "Mr. Lovaglio" and "Achmed The Convenience Store Clerk". Only visuals are necessary as you watch "Bubbles and the dancing girls at the "Busy Beaver". A superbly fun filled action packed burlesque. A very different little film. A very "Unconventional Love Story". Buy this DVD, check out the extra's. especially "Behind The Blonde". Grab some popcorn, M&M's and watch this with a group of upbeat friends and "laugh your ass off".

I got a pre-release viewer for Suicide Blonde and was not disappointed. My friends and I must have watched this cool and sexy little film at least a dozen times. Every party I'm invited to the host begs me to bring the tape so he/she can show it at the bash. Everyone digs the look, the music, and the pacing of this action flick. I personally love the lead actress "Angel Boris" a Playmate Centerfold. She is so sexy and hot like the cheerleader you had a crush on in high school. Not only is she "eye-candy", but also unlike most of these crime/action movies this chick actually kicks ass and is as tough as she is sexy. My only complaint is even though I realize this movie was shot on a very small budget, I think the filmmakers should have shown more of the locale--South Beach. That would have given this film a little more gloss.

I checked out Suicide Blonde in 1999 at the Fort Lauderdale Film Fest. The quality of the movie really impressed me considering it was done I heard on a shoestring budget. I really dug the action scenes and the movie's quirky characters kept my interest. My only criticisms would be that for my taste the film had a little too much nudity and the shootouts were intensely graphic. I would certainly recommend this film to all my friends and family, although maybe not to my grandparents.