To me, this movie is perfection.

A waste of 90 minutes of my life

There is just so much movie here. For some it may be too much. But in the same secretly sarcastic way most telemarketers say the phrase, the title of this one is particularly apt.

Great movie. Not sure what people expected but I found it highly entertaining.

I nearly laughed myself to death watching "Stewardess School". True, it's basically an "Animal House" knock-off, but it is SO HILARIOUS! Don Most basically reprises his role as "Happy Days" goof-off Ralph Malph. This time, he and his hapless friend (Brett Cullen) train to became flight attendants (I don't think that anyone says stewardess anymore). The training consists of pranks and partying, with some scenes looking lifted from "Porky's". But without a doubt the best scene occurs on the plane. When a man starts losing control of himself, sexy babe Sugar Dubois (Judy Landers) figures out how to calm him down using a method that any guy would give all his limbs for.It's just an enjoyably silly flick. The only other cast members whom I recognized are Vito Scotti (who appeared on just about every TV in the 1960s), Wendie Jo Sperber (of "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" and "1941") and the recently deceased Sherman Hemsley (best known for "The Jeffersons", which I've never seen).In conclusion, I really AM gonna take you on a sea cruise.

You have to remember that a great many of the movies from the 80's were designed for people who were either too stoned to pay much attention, or too busy working to spend a lot of energy on plots. This movie is entertaining, not because of the plot which is stupid, or the acting, which is mediocre at best, but because of the array of characters. A former (?) hooker, a rich-brat turned punker, a horny guy, a flamboyantly gay guy, a myopic would-be aviator, the "fat-chick", etc. These characters behave as we expect and the one-line jokes hit more than miss. Watching this movie is a great way to waste a couple of hours.

I saw about 20 minutes of this on TV-the worst movie I have ever seen!Nothing funny, it's just trying to be another Airplane!1/10

This is a must see if you watch USA's Up All Night with Gilbert Godfried & Rhonda. Simply put, it's a corn-ball movie with sex as a major theme. However, this movie contains one of the funniest scenes ever. Wendy Jo Sperber finds a a bomb on the plane. After it detonates, she uses her large "behind" to plug the hole until the plane lands. Highly unrealistic but truly original.