Stagknight
Stagknight
| 01 January 2007 (USA)
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Stagknight is derived from the uncensored lusty straight-to-Drive-In horrors of the 70's and 80's, I Spit on your Grave, The Beast, Samurai Assisan, movies that spawned the mighty Evil Dead, American Werewolf in London, later Aliens. Set deep in dark mythical English woods Stagknight presents a uniquely stupid look at this genre through the cracked "Weekend Warriors" paintball team. This is mansville not boytown on a blow-out bachelor paintball weekender bender of dirty tricks, hot babes and truly splatter-tastic medieval kills to die for.

Reviews
ReaderKenka

Let's be realistic.

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SanEat

A film with more than the usual spoiler issues. Talking about it in any detail feels akin to handing you a gift-wrapped present and saying, "I hope you like it -- It's a thriller about a diabolical secret experiment."

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Bluebell Alcock

Ok... Let's be honest. It cannot be the best movie but is quite enjoyable. The movie has the potential to develop a great plot for future movies

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Philippa

All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.

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Michael Ledo

Ten guys go to a cottage in the woods for a stag party....cue spinner...and we got revived Templar Knight slasher. Most of the scenes are filmed at night. The film promises a lot of cheese, but doesn't completely deliver, except for maybe the death by paintball scene, which could have been better, Not worth the effort. However, if you liked this one you might also try "Attila" which was worse because it was filmed during the day and you could see what was happening,F-bomb, oral sex, no real nudity (thong)

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trvwatson

What is it with British films, why do they always go on about body funtions, im sorry but when was it ever funny, Horror comedy i think not, seriously this film was just not funny at all, British humour in a horror film does not work on nearly every level, the film never took off, it was a mass of silly farting burping innuendos that is so boring and tiresome, oh lets watch a man with diarrhea on the toilet HA ha ha, give me a break, i suppose it being on the zone horror channel should have beed warning enough, and how many badly done accents were in this movie, who was who, why was it constantly dark, why was everyone wandering around the forest on there own doing nothing but waiting to be killed, all these questions totally unexplained. there's nothing worse than a film so far up its own assse, that it actually thinks its a comedy.

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pbc_123

when there are props there are props! Stagknight gets a certified 9/10 I was at the holehead festival and this was awesome,the best point of this film were the kills, I have never seen such inventive deaths, a guy gets his head punched through a tree, you gotta see the mess, it was so effective the audience actually felt it a few people even touched there heads! I want simon cathcart to sign my children lol. This is what the British call 'satire' what borat did. Funny ,scary and a good ending, the worst point of the film was one plank of wood in the audience called Steve who was this over judgmental out of shape and out of style uncool dude, He was just siting there whole audience cheering and this 80's throwback reject is the only one not laughing. I got a tip for you granddad pull up your stockings ,drink your soup , take a walk outside and smell the roses then zip your mouth up so no one has to hear an idiotic rant by an idiotic nobody, who probably beats off to reruns of 90210. This is the new comedy not the old.I can't wait for release, make more films!

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lordsteve_666

I sat through this movie yesterday night at the Holehead festival in San Francisco, and it's been a long 90 minutes. Dumb 'jokes', a totally brain-dead plot and characters that you couldn't care less about make for a really disastrous movie. The scripts takes cookbook pieces for a horror film, mixes them in a totally uninspired way and adds jokes that are not really funny. Oh, and most of the gory scenes happen in the off anyways ... probably due to budget constraints ... but that of course doesn't help the movie either. If your brain has it's day off today, you might want to consider watching this movie, otherwise ... stay away.

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