Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!
... View MoreThis is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.
... View MoreThe storyline feels a little thin and moth-eaten in parts but this sequel is plenty of fun.
... View MoreAn old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.
... View MoreSPOILER ALERT***** SERIOUSLY ITS WORTH A WATCH ITS SO BAD ITS AMAZINGSure it's a terrible movie but I watched this on AMC during the October fright fest. I can say watching this brightened my mood immensely. The Movie being actually so bad that it deserves a 10/10 review. I think they were originally trying to make a good movie but realized it wasn't half way through and said screw it. The CGI is laughable. and the part where the cheerleader girl got picked up and dragged away was as funny as this movie is bad. The creators had to be joking when the stereo-typical black guy brought out his second knife to sword fight the teeth of the tiger. while his white "friends" *(in quotes for a reason)* wait to watch him die rather than run away like he told them to do. It's great just watch it.
... View MoreThis movie is unbelievably bad. It is difficult to believe that they actually make stuff like this. At least if you are going to make this kind of movie make it believable.Full of clichés, bad lines, bad special effects, bad acting and the dumbest bunch of hikers one ever met. Unfortunately the trivia gives it away when it lets us know that these supposedly experienced hikers make more rookie mistakes then well - rookies. I have had Cubs look smarter in the woods then these bunch of amateurs ever thought of being.Geezus - Scare us. Make us feel genuinely frightened. Don't just Cheese us to death. If I had wanted pure Cheese I'd have watched Machete.
... View MoreCheaply made Sci-Fi channel time filler which makes both humans and sabretooth tigers look like nitwits.David Keith and John Rhys-Davies are the only actors who you'll recognize, and for good reason. Everybody else look like they were grabbed from a middle school "Introduction to Drama" course, (which they all flunked). Even Davies struggles with the brainless greedy rich bozo cliché he is stuck with. How Keith kept a straight face amidst all this is anybody's guess.Somewhere, some scientist who saw Jurassic Park performs genetic restoration experiments or something, thus reproducing the imposing Ice Age beast, big teeth and all. The experiments fail to make the CGI monster look real, or to do a believable level of acting (well, he fits right in with his co-stars in that department). Keith plays a big game hunter who tries to hunt the thing, while your stock group of screaming group of stereotyped teens (nerd, jock, tramp, sexy intelligent girl, oversexed dumbbell guy etc.) camp nearby and say stupid stuff before they take turns getting munched. The hilarious scene of an idiot trying to fistfight/stab the creature is classic.Good for a laugh only.
... View MoreWhat is it with SciFi, when they produce films as bad as this? Why not concentrate on creating a decent movie for a change, instead of putting out a string of badly-written, badly-acted, illogical, even stupid, CGI crapfests like this one? The director and writer of this BOMB seemingly have nothing but contempt for the intelligence of the audience; the actions of the characters and their dialogue might be clever and entrancing to 6-year-olds, but for everyone else, AVOID THIS SCREAMING TURKEY, which is almost as bad as that other CGI nightmare "Blue Demon"...a film even Ed Wood would have been ashamed to be affiliated with.There is no need to go into detail regarding this particular farce; just remember every stupid, low-budget, idiotic, horrible film you've ever seen, and you have a good idea of how bad this thing is; the writer and director and most of the actors should be forced to eat their own intestines while viewing it, particularly the Rambo-type who gets his at the entrance to the mine.The only reason I could not give a lower rating to this BOMB is because no negative numbers were available.AVOID THIS FILM UNLESS YOU ARE A HARDENED MASOCHIST!
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