The greatest movie ever made..!

Good concept, poorly executed.

Disturbing yet enthralling

In other words,this film is a surreal ride.

Now this is what the Sushi Typhoon company is all about.Ass swords, robogeisha, chicks with dick masks strapped to their boobs. Tanks, amusing one liners and a giant robot battle.There's pretty girls scantily clad - kicking ass and taking no names. In this sort of movie, you don't need to worry about things like names.Does our protagonist wish to join the goblin squad and become a body mod'd assassin? Or will she take a stand against corruption and fight the injustice.And yes ass-swords the embarrassment required to wield them is all part and parcel of this movie's inherent charm and unsophistication.Do you go to the movies to be entertained with bizarre feats or special effects and nonsensical plot lines? If so watch this movie.

They shoot deadly shuriken stars out of their butts ! What else can one say ? Watch this movie if you think that is as good as it gets. I cannot say much more than that. You get treated to the most excellent movie ever where They shoot deadly shuriken stars out of their butts ! Come on, that is a reason to make a movie. just seeing the deadly stars shooting out of cute Japanese babes cute behinds. Any and ALL movies that feature shooting stars, shooting friggin stars out of their bottoms. man, I'm in love. I am now going to make a hundred movies where beautiful killers all shoot deadly shuriken stars out of their butts ! Did I say that they shoot deadly shuriken stars out of their butts ? How many movies have you seen where they shoot deadly shuriken stars out of their butts ? ..OK enough said.Yes the movie has other plot points like a story which has the love and struggle between two sisters. the most important thing for me was, well you know.

Ah, geisha. Beautiful. Alluring. Mysterious. Robotic. Yoshie is the archetypal younger sister, overshadowed in all ways by her elder sibling. Sis is confident. Yoshie is not. Sis is climbing through the ranks of a local geisha house. Yoshie scrubs the walls and performs menial tasks. Sis is in love with the young head of a local steel outfit. Yoshie ... wait a minute ... Yoshie is the one that he actually prefers! This is a recipe for conflict ... The latest effort from the crew behind cult titles Machine Girl, Sukeban Boy, Tokyo Gore Police and Vampire Girl Versus Frankenstein Girl, you pretty much have to know going in exactly what you're going to get with RoboGeisha - a violent, unrepentantly silly b-film loaded with wildly over the top set pieces hatched from the fevered mind of perpetual adolescent Iguchi. A self- professed ass-man Iguchi was asked by producers to tone the violence down a touch for this one and so he did before compensating more than amply for the reduced amount of blood by inserting a wide variety of weapons into his female stars' posteriors. Simultaneously a parody of bad melodrama and an explosion of cult excess, RoboGeisha takes a (very) basic sisters-competing-for-affection storyline and lifts it out of the standard domestic setting and replaces it with extreme body modification and a clan of geisha-assassins. The girls glare and stomp their feet at each other, then they go and replace their breasts with machine guns. Just when you think Iguchi and Nishimura must have run out of bizarre scenarios and weapons after producing so many of these films they come up with something truly bizarre. Bizarre like bleeding buildings, castle robots, throwing stars and katana's bursting from women's asses.

Noboru Iguchi's films have a reputation. You know people are going to die in them, but you are never entirely sure who will be next. Or what the weapon will be. Or from what orifice the weapon protrudes from. Robogeisha carries on this fine tradition, but as a teensy-weensy spoiler, there's more use of CGI blood this time around. I guess it saves on the cleaning bills.So two sisters, one a geisha, the other the attendant, get invited to perform at a dinner for the big bad guy, and end up being recruited into his army of highly-trained female killers masquerading as more geisha. Oh and there's a few cybernetic upgrades on the way as well.I can't really say much more to this movie that you can't already tell from the trailer. So I'll just say that I, and practically everyone else in a tiny cinema in the backstreets of Shibuya, was in fits of giggles throughout this movie as we were regularly surprised at what Iguchi's imagination would throw at us. Think of Wacky Racers with cast-iron Shimadas, comedy instead of splatter and only a slight feeling of disappointment when some of the set pieces are cut too short then there's still laughs to be had. Anyone for fried shrimp?