River of Darkness
River of Darkness
R | 29 March 2011 (USA)
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When brutal murdering starts in a small riverside town, the sheriff must investigate and face the horrific past.

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Kattiera Nana

I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.

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TrueHello

Fun premise, good actors, bad writing. This film seemed to have potential at the beginning but it quickly devolves into a trite action film. Ultimately it's very boring.

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Nayan Gough

A great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.

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Bumpy Chip

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

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torstensonjohn

WOW!!!! This is one word I can use as being tremendously awful. Where does someone begin with a film like this. Storyline was absolutely uneventful, characters were nothing short of uncompelling, cinematography was lacking throughout and the editing was sub-par at best.Why do wrestlers insist on going into acting, Kurt Angles performance was sour and collectively did not fit the character.The combination of slasher/paranormal/undead pairing was an utter "bomb".Terrible, clueless, dreadful are words to describe the acting throughout the film. In fact this is pure garbage and in this film collector's eyes should have never been made. The audience as well as actors and people who worked on this film should all be given refunds for how terrible it is. It is 1hr 30 minutes of your life you'd like a refund on.

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juliethood

One of the worst scripts ever. This film was written, directed and produced by Bruce Koehler. I firmly believe he did it all himself because no one else was stupid enough to think that the abysmal script would work as anything other than toilet paper.The acting was so wooden that the rest of the cast made Angle and co look like the spirits of Olivier. Don't get me wrong, they were by no means good. But the film started poor and just got steadily worse. The cinematography would have been substandard for views of Home and Away. Even low budget B-Movies should have standards. One last thing. Don't get me started on the 'special effects'. I have seen more convincing at Halloween parties.In all this was amateur hour at its very worst.

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alice009

All the reviews I have read about this "movie" so far on IMDb i have found to be accurate. It is hard to express how abysmal this film is. It is truly hard to say anything good about it.The main cast featuring big time wrestling stars including Kurt Angle and Kevin Nash is what brought this film to my attention. But after watching this I cant believe it even was green lit to be released. Its as if it was filmed in 1 day. For fun.Terrible acting. Other reviewers have pointed this out and I don't disagree . The director clearly likes to use the first take for EVERY shot. It felt like the actors were just reading their lines (and the dialogue is laughable). Pure amateurish film making with terrible editing and kill scenes, and the whole film just looks dull.This film fails on every level. It tries to be a thriller but is in no way thrilling. Its unfortunate that with the big name wrestling stars on the card that they opted to make this kind of movie. Wrestling fans who seek this movie out will be highly disappointed at the lack of screen time that Kevin Nash and Sid Eudy actually get, and their faces are covered in really bad makeup anyway so they just look silly.This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Kurt Angle is a credible wrestling star and I am a fan of his wrestling work, but he should be embarrassed by this release.

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retro-37

The movie itself is pretty well filmed, and particularly the night scenes, replete with back lit creepy scenarios and suitably applied wafts of mist, make for good viewing. The best moments do actually come when the Jacobs family appear out of the mist and set about their tirade of terror. Fans of wrestling will no doubt delight in seeing the icons Psycho Sid Vicious and Kevin Nash apply their might to taking out the trash on the big screen. There really is something quite enjoyably quirky visible in their eyes when they swing that axe. Go Big Daddy 'Kill' !. This one is really for fans of the wrestling stars on show, and die hard 'B' movie horror fanatics easily forgiving of such well intentioned trite. Former Olympic champion Kurt Angle might have greater success in attaining future gold chasing the end of a rainbow than pursuing a serious acting career, but if he can take himself less seriously in future roles it could be good times for all. Oh it's true, it's damn true !.

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