brilliant actors, brilliant editing

A lot of fun.

Your blood may run cold, but you now find yourself pinioned to the story.

This film is so real. It treats its characters with so much care and sensitivity.

. . . in the History of Animation. The fat hairy spider which kidnaps the RED-HEADED BABY doll, with its incessant Evil chortling, is far more frightening than any of the scare-mongers depicted in MONSTERS, INC. This villain's vicious venality goes well beyond mere arachnophobia-inducing loathing. Its visceral vice-grip on your vital organs suggests it's merely a vessel to convey the venom of a Real Life Victimizer through the theatrical venue into veins vibrating with the vicissitudes of very bad vibes. Exactly WHO (to paraphrase Martin Luther) is this Ancient Foe Warner Bros. is warning America against here? Would it be Herb Hoover, about to sic Ike Eisenhower and Dougie MacArthur, with their Legion of Imperial Storm Troopers, upon a defenseless tattered array of 60,000 U.S. World War One heroes, their wives and their children, simply requesting the bowl of soup denied them by the Mr. Potters running roughshod over normal Americans yearning for a nation free of Corrupt Capitalist Child Killers? (There STILL is not even a plaque on our National Mall's World War Two Memorial commemorating the thousands Ike had bull-dozed into the secret Mass Graves below in 1932.) Or could it be Putin's Puppet, the wild-haired bozo with an orange face and tiny fingers, hand-picked by the KGB to undo George Washington and Abe Lincoln's Nation? Elections have Consequences, especially when they're rigged by America's Foreign Enemies!

"Red-Headed Baby" is a cartoon from 1931 that has its 85th anniversary this year already. It is a collaboration between Warner Bros and Schlesinger Studios and the director is the prolific Rudolf Ising. I initially thought it may be a problem with the title including a color and the fact that this is still a black-and-white production, but it turned out fine. It's still not a great achievement by any means, but for 1931, it is certainly convincing. The voice acting was good, shame the actors are not credited, the music was fine too, spirit was appropriate as this film came out during the Christmas holidays. The villain, a nasty spider guy, is interesting and so are the little Napoleon and of course the title character. I enjoyed the watch. Well done, guys. It is in terms of atmosphere and tone similar to some Betty Boop work, but I must say I liked this one here even more than most Betty stuff. Watch it.

This is an early Warner Brothers short. There will be spoilers ahead:This is a very simple and basic cartoon. Warner Brothers used its animated shorts to move its music catalog. Red-Headed Baby was a song and the purpose of this cartoon was to showcase the song.Much of the short is spent in singing the song. The plot, such as it is, revolves around a baby doll made by a toy maker coming to life. She flirts with a toy soldier and they take turns singing the song. Then a toy spider sings a verse as he moves in to try to grab the doll.The obligatory conflict is rather perfunctory and doesn't work out very well for the spider. The ending of the short is probably the most novel thing in here.This short is an extra on the Cimarron DVD. If you're interested in Cimarron, this is worth watching. Recommended for LT/MM completists.

This early Merrie Melodie is fairly lively, concerning a room of toys who dance and sing along to the radio while their creator (Santa Claus?) is asleep.The song 'Red Headed Baby' is first squeaked by a rosy-cheeked doll with the requisite big eyes (one would assume they are blue), and later by a Napoleon clone. It isn't a memorable song, and these aren't memorable characters, but there's a villain (a spider), a chase, and a bit of derring-do before the song plays out.Harman and Ising has started with Disney, working on Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, before taking some of the ideas from that series to develop Bosko for Warner Bros. The trouble with their cartoons are that many are exactly the same, regurgitating the same gags and situations.That said, these cartoons do have a certain historical interest and hopefully they will make it on to later Golden Collection DVDs (even if it is as one or two extras at a time, as a few have been already).