The Worst Film Ever

ridiculous rating

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.

Revolution threatens! In the main it can be averted only by Princess Evelyn Laye marrying King George Grossmith, although stopgaps like Max Miller selling someone insurance or Miss Laye singing a revolutionary song or even marrying Captain Herbert Wilcoxon will get everyone to the the next scene.This movie is adapted from a stage show. Miss Laye had been a musical-comedy star in the West End for a decade and a half and was making her big move in the talkies and this operetta was clearly chosen as a major vehicle for her; the director was Maurice Elvey, who directed impeccably, as he always did, but seems to have had no idea of what to do other than keep the camera moving as Miller wanders across the studio, babbling about insurance, kittens and elbows. It's entertaining, but after it's all over, it left me with the feeling that I had had my pocket picked.

A first rate cast - lead by the lovely Evelyn Laye (the heroine of Evergreen as the Princess who weds in haste to avert assassination in a revolution) and George Grossmith (son of the great Gilbert & Sullivan comedian repeating the role of the know-nothing king the princess is betrothed to which he had created in London and on Broadway [56p. at the Imperial Theatre, 13 Oct.-29 Nov. 1930]) and filled up with players not normally associated with musicals, Henry Wilcoxin (Anthony to Claudette Colbert's Cleopatra, here the princess' emergency groom), Frances L. Sullivan (the original stage Sir Wilfred in Agatha Christie's Witness for the Prosecution and Pothinus in the film of Shaw's Caesar & Cleopatra here as a revolutionary) and the great British actress Yvonne Arnaud (as the fumbling king's real long-time love), SHOULD have spelled a sure fire mini-classic of its genre, but edited from a full evening's musical entertainment to a bare hour and a quarter, the piece never really has a chance to show off its most pleasant virtues.The British made film is as elaborately set as one could wish for the era, solidly acted and while lack of familiarity leaves the music (the original score was thrown out in favor of some acceptable Ray Nobel tunes) feeling rather minor (it is beautifully, if briefly sung), and the blending into the mix the farcical (music hall) characters of the inappropriately brash (note the intentionally obnoxious insurance salesman - a bit of genuinely classic business) which were a staple of the period humor will mystify some modern juvenile audiences, the real problem with Princess Charming is the break-neck editing which crams what seems like all the plot and a good solid third of the score into a time frame too short to absorb it all.Well worth seeking out for the genuine student of musical theatre, but perhaps a bit too special for those who don't appreciate theatrical history or movies that don't blow things up or get their leads naked.

Many films of the mid-1930s offer light easy entertainment. In addition Princess Charming has more unusual attributes: a deliberate take on the Ruritanian plot lines of operetta is pointed out by intentionally placing instances of incongruous singing with dialogue that is usually spoken straight but is sometimes in a mixture of blank and rhyming verse. The then (1934) modern concept of background music in films is exposed, see the opening scene in the Prince's palace - is it diegetic or non-diegetic, and predates High Anxiety and other such more obvious spoofs by 40 odd years.All in all an intelligent and well-worked little story that doesn't tax the attention but repays anyone digging it out. Buy a copy of the video (probably a 2nd hand one) and see if you agree it is worth nine out of ten.It also has the peerless Max Miller - not a great screen performer but a this offers small memento of this unique Music Hall talent.

If I didn't know better, I'd have sworn I was watching a Jeanette MacDonald/Nelson Eddy flick here. The plot is simple, the singing is divine, and anything that can go wrong - WILL.The basic plot goes thus: a beautiful princess, who is to be married off to some prince that she has never met, is suddenly forced to flee her castle and home town as the villagers revolt, many with the intention to capture the poor princess. She has to get herself to neutral ground as quickly as possible, but then, once there, finds that she is still not safe, and can still be captured as she is not a citizen of the neutral territory, merely a refugee. Of course she can become a citizen by marrying someone who lives in the neutral territory, but then, what will her betrothed have to say about that idea?A thoroughly enjoyable musical that I would gladly recommend to anyone. Princess Charming has 'charmed' 9 out of 10 stars from me.