hyped garbage

Clever, believable, and super fun to watch. It totally has replay value.

I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.

The first must-see film of the year.

The gang at Angel Beach high school Pee Wee, Tommy Turner, Meat, Billy, Wendy Williams and Brian Schwartz are about to graduate. They're caught watching a stag film by Balbricker but Billy and Tommy Turner talk out of it with Mr. Carter. The cheerleaders promise the boys an orgy after a basketball win but they play a trick on them. Coach is threatened by Porky's thugs for his gambling debt. Brian leads the boys to Porky's to help Coach. On the way, the guys leave Meat behind with butterface Blossom who turns out to be Porky's daughter. Porky has reopened his club into an illegal riverboat casino. The boys offer to throw the state championship in exchange for Coach's debt. Afterwards Brian convinces everybody to doublecross Porky by winning the game.I really like the first 20 minutes. It's irreverent and it's fun. I like the boys especially with Wendy Williams. The cheerleaders' party is fun. But the fun slowly drains away. There isn't only one cause. It stops being light fun. Also watching white guys play weekend basketball isn't the most compelling. It's not like they are terribly funny at it either. Wendy gets sideline and downgraded to a girl once again. The franchise is done.

Like the first two this takes palace in Florida in the mid-1950s. Those "funny" guys and girls are back to celebrate their senior year in high school with more juvenile humor, sexual humiliation and ugly "humorous" gags.The first two were no masterpieces. The acting was pretty bad and the jokes were downright sick. However each one had some moments that made me laugh out loud. This one however has NOTHING! The plot deals with whether the boys (all on the basketball team) will throw the final game of the season or not to save their coach who owes Porky a lot of money. To put it mildly, that plot is as old as the hills. Also the entire cast of "teenagers" are quite obviously in the late 20s or 30s. NO ONE looks even remotely like a high school kid. Heck, they'd be hard pressed to get away as college kids! The "jokes" do have plenty of the expected female AND male nudity and have the kids laughing hysterically at someone getting humiliated. Also they play a very cruel and sadistic joke on Ms. Balbricker (Nancy Parsons). The thing is Parsons was such a good actress that it's uncomfortable to watch. Wyatt Knight also isn't bad as Tommy Turner. However Fred Buch as Mr. Dobish overacts to a truly embarrassing degree.I will say a few good things about this--it was reasonably well-directed and all the "kids" have good bodies so the nude scenes aren't unbearable. But this has a stupid plot and unfunny comedy. This one (rightly) lost money at the box office and we were sparred any more Porky movies. Even if you're desperate this isn't worth watching. A 1 all the way.

This film wasn't as great as the first one, but it was still good nonetheless. The song "High School Nights" at the end of it was a good song to close the series. Although some of the characters from the first two (Tim, Mickey, Officer Jarvis) are missed, this film has a good plot, I reccomend seing it.

This is the third and last Porky's film. Not as good as the first Porky's (1981) nor Porky's II: The Next Day (1983), but worth seeing if you are a fan. This film ties everything up you remember from the first two movies. Tony Ganios is remarkable as "Meat" (and why do they call him "Meat"? Remember?) and is given a lead storyline in this entry. As in the first two films, this also contains male and female nudity. What is nice about this film is that (spoiler) the kids finally do good for Miss Balbricker. You may have noticed that Nancy Parsons lost alot of weight. She was given some nice evening wear to wear in the filming. I did not care for the ending of this film. Perhaps they should have made a fourth film Pee Wee's Revenge.