Nice effects though.
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... View MoreIt is not only a funny movie, but it allows a great amount of joy for anyone who watches it.
... View MoreOk... Let's be honest. It cannot be the best movie but is quite enjoyable. The movie has the potential to develop a great plot for future movies
... View MoreFirstly, I will applaud that this film does have a great idea behind it, being based on a fact, but it wasn't executed in the best way. Other then the no scares at all, it was a very timid horror/ghost film, I've ever seen, which I did not expect from the title: Paranormal Asylum. The film's quite obviously made on a budget, with obviously poorly done graphics, and special effects which makes the film scream fake. The storyline had so many holes in it, and was not fluent. All in all, if I could I would not rate this film anything, surprised it's been given like 2 stars. It's not worth watching or taking the time out of your day to watch. However if you do decide to watch the film, you have been warned! @RebeccaKLxo
... View MoreWhat a mess.This film is a good example of the axiom, 'The Story Is King'. The story is indeed of paramount importance, so you'd better include one. These guys forgot to.I've seen some very good low-budget non-mainstream horrors recently, such as 'Absentia' and 'Afflicted'. This isn't one of them.Annoyingly, this film starts out with great promise. Whoever was fiddling with the video-toolbox managed to get some great effects out of it, and even the occasional momentary scare.But then the complete lack of a plot destroys the whole thing, and you end up watching it to the end - I'm assuming the reader got that far - purely on a train-wreck-fascination basis. The story makes no sense at all.And what's with all the historical inaccuracies? Surely a good ghost plot could have been cooked up around the strange tale of the real Mary - the truth was bizarre enough by itself. This fiction was just silly. The bits with the girlfriend, the kitchen, the modified voice, the basement and - particularly - the recipe, were just sooooooo irritating.Well guys, I hope it didn't leave you completely broke. Analyse your mistakes, and write a story before you attempt your next effort.- -- ---
... View MoreDan, Andy, and Michelle (Andy's girlfriend), decide to make a documentary about the real-life Typhoid Mary, and the final months of her life. They find some of the places where she stayed and met descendants of some of the people who knew her. They set up equipment to record events.Michelle, while alone, tries a séance, and this does not go well. Dan keeps seeing ghostly figures. At least at first Andy does not see them.There's a thread about the origin of modern psychotropic drugs; the film makers pursue this for their documentary. There is a thread about Michelle being possessed, and the consequences of this.Will any of the protagonists survive this encounter? -----Scores-----Cinematography: 2/10 There were hand-held problems here and there. The fakery with the ghosts was just plain bad, and there was so much of it. Even the day light 'normal' scenes were de-colorized to look faked.Sound: 3/10 Annoying from beginning to end. It sounds dubbed.Acting: 0/10Screenplay: 0/10 Hm, the usual for this type of film: no resolution in any thread. No 'moving on' for any of the ghosts, or whatever they are. No toe hold for logic or rational processes. Lack of exposition of motivations. No humour of any sort.
... View MoreI usually don't write reviews on movies but this movie was so horrible I just really needed a place to vent about my frustration. I love B horror movies but this movie isn't even good enough for a B rating. Here are the top problems with the movie:1. The acting is horrible. And when I say horrible, I mean atrociously horrible. 2. The writing is worse than the acting. The dialog between the characters is unbelievable and doesn't flow. And the film could have flowed a lot better and made more sense if the characters actually communicated. Like when Andy was denying that the chick was at the hospital he could have pulled his friend aside and told him right then and there what was going on but he didn't and it just created an annoying fight that was pointless. The two best friends seem to have a lot of annoying fights that are pointless and don't do anything for the film except slow it down. 3. The chicks wig when she is "possessed" by Mary. You can see her blonde hair sticking out and her boyfriend was like "you dyed your hair" when all he had to say is "why are you wearing that wig?" Very distracting. 4. Andy witnessed three people dying. Mr Schefield jumped off his balcony and Brooks gets shot (why and who he got shot by was never explained)and then his friend gets stabbed....and he never calls the cops for any of these deaths????? 4. And now for the ending....wtf. It made no sense why these ghosts were still after Mary. The whole movie was pointless and a waste of time. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!!
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