Slow pace in the most part of the movie.

It is a performances centric movie

Excellent, a Must See

If you're interested in the topic at hand, you should just watch it and judge yourself because the reviews have gone very biased by people that didn't even watch it and just hate (or love) the creator. I liked it, it was well written, narrated, and directed and it was about a topic that interests me.

i have only seen this once before, the last time i saw, it was silly and fun.Now seeing for second time, it feel a little tame the second times around, the jokes are still funny.Which the over the top plot, i did notice there not much gore in this movie at all, i didn't not like the fact some of the deaths scenes were off screen.did chuckle at one deaths scenes that was on screen and when that tailwager attacks the victims at first was funny, it got a bit boring as the movie went on.I really enjoyed some references to other horror pass horror movies, which were fun to watchThe acting from whole cast was really good, as they made even more silly and fun to watch.6 out of 10 for

....but this movie is surprisingly watchable.Let's just get this straight, there is nothing new here. One-Eyed Monster "borrows" from several "Aliens take over the world" movies. It is derivative in overall story and alien presentation to at least a dozen films. Several scenes, themselves, are practically snatched out of other flicks and inserted at will here.What makes this movie entertaining is it's level of campiness. The special effects are terrible, but that only adds to the comedic silliness. The actors and actresses do a fine job in this sci/fi black comedy. Never thought I would type these words, but Jeff Denton is brilliant as the sleazy director. Usually terrible in any movie he does (and very often fodder in my IMDb reviews), Jeff Denton steals every one of his scenes. If you come across this movie on the Sci/Fi Channel, or if you could pick it up cheaply on eBay, it is certainly worth at least one viewing. Just don't expect to see "Independence Day."

There are no words that can describe the boringness that is this film. When I saw the trailer, I expected a slapstick horror-movie that makes fun of both the cliché's in porn and horror-genres. Instead, this movie gets boring very quickly and for the most part is just people talking nonsense to each other with weird 'jokes' that never seem to go anywhere. I expected a little bit more entertainment from a movie about a penis that goes around killing people.The gore is also pretty nonexistent which was a letdown for me. I thought that a movie like this would at least go all the way with the killings, but this movie is actually pretty tame except for perhaps the shots of people wrestling with a rubber dildo. Some of the conversations are okay and can be pretty funny if it wasn't delivered so utterly uninspired and boring. I know this is the third time I mentioned the word boring, but its really all you need to know about this movie. Its actually pretty amazing that the creators could make this movie boring with the plot that it has, but they did it.If you are looking for a good nonsense horror-movie to watch with your buddies like I was, then don't stop here. This movie is mostly sleep- inducing and forgettable crap that doesn't deliver what you expect from it. Three stars go out to the cast and crew that did a decent job of working with the little they were given.

"One Eyed Monster" is a fun and solid throwback to the monster films of the past.**SPOILERS**Traveling out to the mountains, Laura, (Amber Benson) Jonah, (Jason Graham) Jim, (Jeff Denton) T.J., (Caleb Mayo) Lance, (Bart Fletcher) Wanda, (Jenny Guy) Veronica, (Veronica Hart) Rock, (John Edward Lee) Angel, (Carmen Hart) and Ron, (Ron Jeremy) the cast and crew of an adult movie, take over an abandoned cabin to make the movie. Attempting to get started, they notice a bright light in the sky but think nothing of it and get back to the shoot. When they start to notice him acting weird, it soon becomes apparent that an alien life force has invaded his manhood and has taken to stalking them all in an effort to propagate it's species. Trapped in by a snowstorm, they try to find a way of stopping it's sexually-potent attacks before they're all killed off one-by-one.The Good News: This one here was actually really good and enjoyable. One of the main points in here is the fact that this one turns out to be completely enjoyable and entertaining when it gets going, featuring a large amount of attacks and confrontations with the killer instrument. The very first instance, which happens during the movie shoot to the completely unaware participants of the situation, and when it starts to turn wrong is when it gets fun due to the aftermath left, which is a cheat due to being spelled-out by dialog but the gist of it is still quite fun. When it's apparent what has happened, it gets even more impressive when it goes on the rampage and knocks off two more within the space of a few minutes all the while managing to keep it's anonymity in the process. That's what makes those so fun, and that the whole thing is played off as one big scene is where it really gets the most enjoyment from. Another really good encounter is a fun chase scene through the snow, where the victim on a snowmobile tries to outrun the thing burrowing through the snow, which is pretty exciting at times and concludes on a rather great kill. There's some other good attacks found in here as well, from the different encounters around the shack, including a great one inside the kitchen where they're trying to trap it with a special sexual device, to the creepy chase through the darkened underground corridors, and it has a lot of good parts that make for some great times. The finale is also rather fun, packed with a lot of good points, from a deliciously sleazy sheer through the action that occurs in the shack to the rather fun and exciting conclusion to it all. There's also a rather good scene, which doesn't have any action at all, where the film decides to have some fun and decides to re-write history featuring the alien's impact in a major event in history in a manner that comes off as plausible under the circumstances and actually has some rather interesting presentations because of it, and even though its just dialog all the way through, there's some enjoyment to be had from this scene. It's also really nice to know that the film manages to have a level of cheese attached to it, mostly through the premise and how it unfolds, which is rather nice and definitely gets some good points to it. The last plus to this, and is a byproduct of the cheese, is the comedy that runs throughout. The jokes and gags are really good, and the situation is just too good not to be made fun of. These here are the film's good moments.The Bad News: There wasn't much at all really wrong with this one. One of the few problems is the fact that there's a pretty large amount of kills here which either happen off-screen or are completely bloodless, which doesn't go over well with this type of film. This is the kind of film where it's expected to go completely full-on in it's blood and gore scenes, and to have instances where scenes like the first attack are shown at an angle so as to be completely unable to witness any of it except through the dialog explaining it, which takes a lot of the fun out of the scene, or other attacks where it does the same thing and completely keeps the kill off-screen. When it does show them, it's fun, but the fact that there's more where we don't get as much blood as we expect there to be is where this one fails. The only other flaw in here is the sleazy tone which runs rampant through the film. From the sexual innuendo while the porn shoot is going on to the constant references to his manhood and finally to the props showcasing it in action and the kill inside the bathroom, it can be something that turns off those that have no desire to see such things on-screen. These here are the film's flaws.The Final Verdict: Playing more like the fun and cheesy throwback monster films of the past, only dirtier, this one comes off as incredibly fun and enjoyable. Give it a shot if you're into these kinds of films or a fan of the creative side, while those that will be turned off by the flaws should heed caution.Rated R: Graphic Violence, Graphic Language, Nudity and several sex scenes of various strength