What a waste of my time!!!

Nice effects though.

if their story seems completely bonkers, almost like a feverish work of fiction, you ain't heard nothing yet.

If you're interested in the topic at hand, you should just watch it and judge yourself because the reviews have gone very biased by people that didn't even watch it and just hate (or love) the creator. I liked it, it was well written, narrated, and directed and it was about a topic that interests me.

Yeah baby, I want to be bitten by one of these voluptuous vampires!! We got stripper vampires, not bad since they keep stripping. Most have incredible bodies. Was there supposed to be a plot?? The surfer says this is a two or three martini movie. Have one first, then start the movie start your 2nd martini and enjoy the fabulous naked women. Half way through start your third, enjoy the eye candy. Just once I think they should let the vampires win, especially the centerfold types. Want more stripping check out Midnight Tease 2. Want more vampires and less nudity check out Vamp. Anyway mindless entertainment not trying for a award, enjoy it for what it is.Silver Surfer

This movie is among the worst I have ever seen. The direction is clumsy, the dialogue is painfully stupid and in general the movie is like any other soft core porn movie, just maybe even worse than average soft porns.Vampire waitresses, lots and lots of strip tease girls and totally out of place flashbacks that take too much time from the overall plot. I watched this movie because I like Tim Abell (correction: I LIKED him before I saw this) but he was a letdown of the century. Well, there was not much to work for, either, the story is so weak.The stripper girls had great bodies, so if someone wants to see beautiful girls in a movie with no story, this is their chance. Other viewers, avoid this movie at all costs.