Excellent, Without a doubt!!

A clunky actioner with a handful of cool moments.

Great movie. Not sure what people expected but I found it highly entertaining.

There's no way I can possibly love it entirely but I just think its ridiculously bad, but enjoyable at the same time.

This movie was eye-opening, thrilling and laced with frequent emotional reactions, I was grateful for this because emotions are something I experience, often. I don't need to tell you what to do, but you do need to see an actor's head-shot photocopied and left on the beach to be happened upon. Thank you, Watch this.

Near Death will defiantly put you nearer to your death! This movie... i guess you would call it a movie was more like a horrible high school production between the jelly eating ghouls and the outrageous acting. I thought it would be good considering the movie cover was eye-catching and the description on the cover was alright buy BOY WAS I WRONG... it started as a bad porno and ended with bad graphics and annoying monotone actors/actresses. The directer needs to be sold and eaten by one of these damn ghouls. Billy was the only alright actor in the whole film. I would not recommend this film unless your in for a good laugh and a few inside jokes between friends. If your looking to be scared keep looking. AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL COST, IT WASN'T WORTH THE $.99 IT COST TO RENT IT!

Ghost hunters decided to enter a very mysterious home that has been cursed over the years and encounter flesh eating ghouls who don't mess around with just enjoying every part of your body for a good dinner. You will actually see these ghouls chomping on a heart and after watching quite a few of these scenes your stomach begins to become sick. There is one guy who plays a Boris Karloff role where he supplies very young good looking sexy girls for these very hungry ghouls. This film is very graphic and the acting is simply Horrible and a film you do not want to waste your time viewing. Unless, this is the type of film which you really enjoy.

And I have no friends because I watch crappy movies like this. Come on people, this movie is awesome! The opening scene is classic. Sure, the special effects in this movie are bad, but the gore is still pretty damn good. Lots of blood, gut-eating, although the plot is very weak and the acting is pretty bad. This is a huge HUGE improvement over Terror Toons (2002). Even though I liked Terror Toons, that is an awful, awful film. This one is slightly better. The acting is a little better, and the gore is a lot better. This is pretty watchable. I also got this for free, and it is worth free. If you like low budget movies with decent gore, bad acting, bad CGI effects, dumb plots, and one hottie who never gets naked, you will probably find Near Death a stunning and fun experience. Check it out, only 3 bucks in many stores.