Good story, Not enough for a whole film

A Masterpiece!

Fanciful, disturbing, and wildly original, it announces the arrival of a fresh, bold voice in American cinema.

Watching it is like watching the spectacle of a class clown at their best: you laugh at their jokes, instigate their defiance, and "ooooh" when they get in trouble.

This is the first movie I have ever ripped into, but it deserves every word of it.For director/writer/producer(he who is to blame) Iren Koster, I doubt you'll ever read this, but I'm going to lay this out as clear and concise as possible to explain what went so horribly wrong with this film.!!!(Spoilers Ahead)!!! A group of horny teenagers head to a brothel in the woods, shack up with a bevy of prostitutes and then get hunted down one by one. Sounds intriguing right! Absolutely, except for that fact that everything this movie should have had going for it, missed the mark entirely. For example...1) The Characters(Victims) - Here we have our group of horny teens looking for action, finding an untimely death. The writer's job is to make us care about whether they live or die. We don't. The problem comes from the fact that they're actually flatter than the paper the script was printed on. We get horrible forced exposition about who all of them are for nearly 45 minutes while they drive. The most bizarre aspect of the dialog is that they don't converse like men, so much as what a teenage girl would believe guys would say to each other. They either seemed to be half grunting about sex/farts/dick jokes, or having touching chats about shyness and their hopes and dreams. Half of the movie is over by the time our friends reach the titular location. But we are fortunate enough to be treated to a Jeepers Creepers 2-esque shot of the guys taking a roadside leak while standing about three inches apart from one another. Here's the breakdown. There's the leader, the Jock, The Nerd, and some other interchangeable guys. We know the jock is a jock however because he carries a football with him... IN EVERY SCENE! While dining, driving, even in the friggin' bordello! We get it. He likes football. Move on! 2) The Villains - Major issue right off the block, is that the killers are supposed to be the sympathetic characters. Seriously. We're supposed to root for them. This becomes a problem once all the cards are on the table. You see, essentially this is a Rape/revenge picture. Mustange Sally was raped twenty years prior by the fathers of this gang of lummoxes. There lies the problem. Their FATHERS were to blame. So killing off their stupid, horny, but ultimately innocent sons is hardly justice especially since they establish that their fathers are largely estranged or dead, so there does seemed to be a flaw or two in Sally's plan. More on that later.3) The Plot - As mentioned, Sally decides to off these schmucks. Revenge is a dish best served cold so she waits 20 years, creating a number of false identities. OK, Plausible. Then for her ultimate revenge she opens a brothel in the mountains(for only the scope of a few weeks mind you, which would cost a small fortune and raise a number of eyebrows, include her face getting lots of attention), she then lures the guys in, kills them and abandons the cabin.4) The Payoff - All my complaints aside, let's look solely at this area. This movie is about murderous prostitutes. The cover art will tell you that the girls kill the men off according to their fears and nightmares. LIES! At one point the jock claims he can't swim. One of the girls leads him off towards the river. I think we see where this is going. They move towards the rivers edge, and then... she hits him with a rock. Apparently they didn't have enough time scheduled to involve water in this production. In fact all of the kills are done as cheaply as possible with knives, guns, and most tragically of all with a spray painted hand scythe that someone on the crew picked up around Halloween from K-Mart. Despite this being about a bordello of death, sex really never happens, nudity is kept at extreme distances or half second flashes.5)Gaping Plot Holes - (More spoilers) Granted the premise is flimsy. I'm sure it was written quickly as something of an afterthought, but really, some of the mistakes are enormous. If our narrator is secretly Sally's son, why did they have to send in a bunch of bikers to promote this brothel when he could simply have told them about it. Why did Sally feel the need to haggle over the prices and risk running them off if she planned on killing them. And... so much more... not enough space.

"Mustang Sally's Horror House" is a fine film, if not exactly a spectacular one.**SPOILERS**Preparing to go on a trip, Josh Henderson, (Mark Parrish) decides to leave with friends Mike, (Erik Fellows) Luke, (Garrison Koch) Toby, (Sonny Marler) Ryan, (Al Santos) and Seamus, (Sean McGene) to a discrete brothel recommended to them. Arriving at the site, owned by Mustang Sally, (Elizabeth Daily) they are also introduced to the other workers at the brothel, Caressa, (Lindsey Labrum) Titianna, (Joni Kempner) Tushalean, (Alycen Malone) Persuasion, (Tina McDowelle) Kitten, (Dana Fares) and Likilick, (Deidre A. Cannon) and decide to go about their business. After several hours, they start to notice that there's something wrong there, and it dawns on them that they're being killed off one-by-one in retribution for their father's actions against her years ago. Realizing the severity of the situation, they try to get away from the psychos before they all suffer terrible fates from them.The Good News: There was some good stuff to this one. One of the better features is that the film does have a really wicked sense of fun to it. There's an obvious sense of camp to it, as there's hardly anything here that's taken seriously and that allows the film to be a lot of fun, especially in the early goings when there's not a whole lot of action going on. The campiness is found pretty much everywhere, from their interactions with each other to the jokes they pull on each other and the different encounters they have in driving to the location. Once they get there, the campiness doesn't really stop as the different stalking scenes between the two groups are definitely not in any way meant to inspire fear but simply keep that kind of feeling about the film intact, and it's what makes those scenes so fun. Those stalking scenes, once it gets to that time of the film, are another big part of the film's enjoyment, not only because they're not at all that serious but also because they're a lot of fun in their own right. The big one, where the couple on the nature walk turn on each other is a lot of fun, with the different escapes and tactics used on each other through a great setting makes it a good time to be had, and once it involves those who stumble upon it with just as much ferocity, it gets all the more entertaining and enjoyable. The later scene through the forest, with the big brawling, messy deaths, action-packed conclusion and more is another big plus for the film, getting a lot of points involved that are instrumental in getting a lot of fun times out of it. That the girls are involved in them just as much as the guys is a big plus here, making them look just as good here and in the film overall because of these scenes. Of course, the main fact that they all have rather distinct looks to them when they're in the rooms earlier for the different trysts at the brothel is another big plus, as these run the gamut from erotic to sensual to dominatrix to outright sleazy, and are fun for that factor. The last plus here is the film's deaths, as despite the fact it's not a real bloodbath, the kills do get messy. There's a couple gunshot wounds, a rock repeatedly bashed across the forehead, a scythe impaled in the stomach and a neck, a couple are violently run over by a car and there's some stabbing as well, so there's some good stuff here. These are the film's good points.The Bad News: There wasn't a whole lot to this one that really kept it down. One of the biggest flaws here is the fact that, as a film set in a brothel, there's hardly any nudity at all. There's some of it, which isn't bad at all, but isn't even close to what would be expected at a place that's featured here. The inability to strip down is furthered even more when only one of them spends anything more than a few seconds nude or even topless, and again, considering the location where it takes place, isn't even close to what would be expected at such a place in the real world, where it would be more commonplace. The other part here that doesn't work at all is the incredibly ludicrous and highly confusing ending to this. This here makes no sense at all, doesn't really do much at all for the film, and worse of all, makes no sense in the context of the film. Nothing is really explained about how it happened, none of the events leading up to it have any mention of it, and the whole thing is wrapped up with a feeling of stupidity. Some might call the beginning a little dull, but it sets up the rest of the action and can be forgiven. Otherwise, these are the film's problems.The Final Verdict: It's not that bad of a film altogether, but it's not one that's going to be really remembered if it didn't happen. Give this one a shot if it's something that might appeal to you or you enjoy these kinds of slashers, otherwise this is one that should be meet with extreme caution despite the positives listed.Rated R: Graphic Language, Graphic Violence, several Sex Scenes of differing severity and Nudity

My friends and I were expecting to watch a slasher film when we sat down to watch Mustang Sally's Horror House. But, it was more than that. The girls in this movie are so hot and sexy. There was more teasing than nudity, but it didn't matter, because the girls were so great! Some of the story was a little corny, but it was entertaining nonetheless. Interesting how it all turned out in the end. There was some blood to keep our attention, and really twisted murder scenes that made us squirm in our shorts (you'll understand when you see the movie), but again, it's the gorgeous girls that make this movie so great. We wouldn't have passed up the chance to go to Mustang Sally's either!

I didn't expect that this movie was going to have such an inventive story. I liked it and so did my friends. Not the best movie I've ever seen, but it was enjoyable. You'll have to keep watching to see what's going to happen next. The cast are all good looking, so that doesn't hurt and they all did a good job. Believable. I would also like to say that this film has a lot of comedic undertones. You'll laugh a lot. Please note, that this is not a film of blood, guts and gore. It's minor in that regard with light sex done in good taste. Of course if you're use to real raunchy horror, I wouldn't recommend this film, but on the other hand, if you want a film that has some horror, sex, sexy cast and interesting story, you'll enjoy Mustang Sally's Horror House.