Just perfect...

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

This is a gorgeous movie made by a gorgeous spirit.

The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

It is not easy to make a movie so bad on many levels that it turns out entertaining and ultimately not bad at all. Many have tried and failed in that respect, probably because it's not something you can do intentionally. It may not be your cup of tea but for me this was solid gold.

This was seriously one of the two worst movies I've seen in my life. Worse than Surf Nazis Must Die, worse than Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS, worse than Bloodsucking Freaks, worse than The Piano. The only movie I've seen that was about this bad was Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator. It starts sort of OK, except the dialogue is ham-handed and painful, and the main characters seem to live in a warehouse full of radiators. There's a definite furniture shortage in the whole movie. They intuit an entire divinely-inspired love poem from eight heiroglyphics carved into a sheet of drywall. Bizarre illuminati who meet people from the balcony of a ballroom (also with no furniture) are unimpressed. And that's the end of the part of the movie that even halfway makes sense. The rest is just so weird, and painful weird, not kooky fun weird. The robot duel, the mystery god prison, the weird hitwoman, the unexplained sidekick in the party hat, the two-second knife sharpening, the plucky waitress in the contaminated restaurant, the requirement to strip naked that comes out of nowhere and is just accepted, the murder followed by it's a dream followed by no wait it was a murder, the race of paleolunar humans whose defining characteristic is sideboob, and all of the shit that went down on the moon - none of it makes any sense.I was left with a profound sense of sorrow and self-loathing. This was a terrible movie.

This is the first movie in years that get a sub 5 stars from me...It has a good premise, but execution is beyond bad...First I thought it would look/feel like a Doctor Who episode... Man I was wrong! Acting is very poor, very forced... that assassin woman was the worst... but even the best one was very boring...That scene where the guy gets shot in the back by the helicopter and then she "wakes up", meaning it was a dream... Nope, next thing she is sobbing at some dinner... tell all you need to know about the awful editing...I've watched the Moontrap from 1988 and was way better than this crap...this one compares to a similar movie called High Moon (2014 TV Movie), but that one was at least "so bad it's good" and interesting...This shitty movie is awful and one must not watch it, it was very painful to watch but I forced myself to finish it even though it was very painful! 4/10 because I've seen even worse, but any sub5 is loosing time!

Oh my God!!! Truly the worst movie I have witnessed. This makes those SyFy Asylum movies look like Oscar winners. I honestly think a couple of middle school kids with a go-pro camera could have made a better movie. I challenge anyone to explain to me just what in the hell was going on in this abomination. Dumbass dude posing in front of an ancient Easter Island head gets gunned down by a military helicopter and his bimbo girlfriend gets taken aboard a spaceship where she is forced to strip naked, which by the way, the jackass director made sure to have her out of focus!!! You jerk. The only positive thing this movie had going for it and it was ruined. I stopped watching right after that. Oh my God, someone needs to find the director and producers of this crap and submerge them in carbolic acid. This was freaking torture.