What a waste of my time!!!

Very disappointed :(

an ambitious but ultimately ineffective debut endeavor.

I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.

Miss Mend is a 4-and-a-quarter hour sprint that will leave you breathless in its sheer epic expanse and non-stop running, driving, swimming and horse-back riding action - surely the most athletic silent movie ever! Some of the other reviewers have guessed at the historical context of the film, albeit inaccurately. The Bolshevik revolution was over by 1926; the post-WWI Civil War in Russia actually had ended in 1922 (16 million Russians died between WWI and the Civil War). The Bolsheviks were in sole power, but it would still be 4 more years before Stalin consolidated and took sole dictatorial control of the Soviet Union. Stalin would ultimately micro-manage much of Russian film production - but not yet. Thus, and here I am guessing, Russian film makers probably had more freedom for these few years to experiment, and be less heavy-handed in their propaganda, then they soon would be. Hence, a Western-style series of films, including a lot of explicit criticism of Communism, which I doubt Uncle Joe would have allowed later, even if it is expressed by the bad guys.And who are the "bad guys" exactly? We have to play along with the fact that those who see the Communists as evil are the bad guys; those looking to help the Soviet Union the good guys.The plot is absurd, and one has to really over-look a lot of sloppiness in the details; just a few examples: 2 reporters locked in small coffin-shaped boxes in the hold of a ship for its entire journey from America to Leningrad - a 10 or 14 day trip - without food or bathrooms; the improbability that the Westerners and Russian people would be able to communicate with each other, given the unlikelihood that the Russians spoke English or the English Russian (French was the preferred second language of early 20th century Russia). And so on.One scene appears to be the inspiration for "Weekend at Bernie's": one of the reporters grabs and nods the head of the unconscious Arthur Stern as he is questioned by his co-horts. He remains unconscious as he is carried from the car he is in - but not before opening his eyes and looking around just before being removed from the car.The attempts at recreating Western or American life are hilarious - others have mentioned the reference to "Rocfeller and Co."; how about the "Police Office" sign, instead of Police Station? However, these are more than made up for by some outstanding visions of lovely Leningrad (today back to St. Petersburg).Finally, the funniest title card in the history of Silent Film may have appeared in this film: "Who's next in line for an enema?" Fascinating film history. Try to watch at least some of it.

Miss Mend (1926)*** (out of 4) Russian serial lasting over four-hours was originally released in three parts but for the current DVD release it's presented as one long film. Office girl Vivian Mend (Natalya Glan) and three men fixated with her try to stop a mad scientist from spreading poison gas and killing everyone around. Considering this film runs over four hours that seems like a pretty short plot summery but that's about it in terms of story but there's plenty of action here. Apparently the directors were tired of "high class" films from Russia so they decided to spoof the various American and German movies that were being shown in the country. The best way to describe this film would be a mixture of the epics Lang was making in Germany with a bit of Chaplin and Keaton from America. I think there are a few very funny areas where the Russian directors are trying to "show" America as it was but come off horribly wrong. I'm sure there was nothing mean spirited behind this but it does add a few nice laughs to everything. The main reason to watch this epic are for the various stunts as it's clear the directors tried to throw just about everything they could think of into the film. There are chases via cars, boats and trains. There are fights with guns, bottles, chairs and various other items. We have car crashes, trains crashing into cars and of course the gas that can kill in a matter of seconds. Is the film fun? Sure, the thing has so many weird images and wild stunts that you can't help but find it fun. At the same time, I'm really not sure it needed to run over four hours. I think the running time is going to keep most people away, which is understandable but if you feel you can sit in one place for this long then MISS MEND is a pretty fascinating film.

Proving again that restoration miracles still happen, Miss Mend burst into our consciousness in late 2009 when its DVD release was announced by Flicker Alley, followed shortly thereafter by its world television premiere on Turner Classic Movies. Completely unknown to western audiences, Miss Mend was, we are told, a huge popular hit in the Soviet Union, where it was shown as a three-part serial inspired by the adventures of America's Pearl White. Remarkably, the result is a film bursting with imagination and energy (thanks, Yanks!), but also clearly in debt to the technical proficiency and inventiveness of Soviet filmmakers of the time. Amongst the highlights are superb miniature work, some hilarious references intended to underscore the film's faux-American locations (Rocfeller and Co., Pasadena Jazz, etc.), and a sexy lead in the shape of Natalya Glan, who shows quiet a bit more leg than we'd likely see from Pearl White. Frankly, Miss Mend leaves American serials in the dust!

This is a truly fascinating silent film from Russia of the 1920s. It moves along quickly with constant action. In spite of the five hour length, the picture held my interest. The leading characters are attractive and energetic. The plot takes constant twists and turns. The photography is terrific. It depicts Russia at the time in so many different ways. The costuming is realistic and represents how ordinary Russians dressed in that era.The villains are very villainous - it is easy to identify with the lead characters and to deplore the villains. While there is certainly an element of socialist realism and I'm sure the picture was heavily censored, it is believable and kept me on the edge of my seat. I just sat down and watched it again, with only an interruption for dinner. Once again, it was quite worth the time as I saw many things that I missed the first time around.I recommend this film to all who love silent movie adventures.