A Brilliant Conflict

It really made me laugh, but for some moments I was tearing up because I could relate so much.

This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows

This is a dark and sometimes deeply uncomfortable drama

I just couldn't believe, Mr. Pritish Nandy (Padma Shri) such an scholar is the producer of this film. I have nothing to say for the viewers but I surely would like to say to the director of the film Mr. Milap Milan Zaveri, MAN ! I'm really worried about you ! please start going to the gym and visit psychologist regularly, and if you are really serious about your film directing profession then start going to the film school too. Cheers!

Mastizaade was way obvious from trailers that movie will be having a lot of sex comedy and double meaning dialogues but some story line was expected as well at the same time. There was a lack of story in the movie it was just focused on double meanings and Sunny Leone skin, she was exposed full time in the movie, even though she was looking beautiful and her acting have improved from previous movies. But still audience will require some story with sunny Leone glamour in order to be a good movie over all.Overall i can say its not so extraordinary movie,not a must but yeah people who are fan of Sunnyleone they should watch :)

This is my 1st review, and you might wonder why i write it for this movie......well, i don't want u to suffer for 2 hours like i did. This is the worst kind of comedy!!Obvious unintelligent double meaning jokes which back in 8th grade too would barely make me chuckle.I was high (yes, that was a factor in why we decided to go for the movie in the 1st place) when i went in for the movie, and all i could think of during the movie was my rotting brain-cells.The only plus of the movie was Sunny Leone.....u can like her or love her, but u just can't hate her. Even with her terrible acting, this bombshell of a woman just can't be overlooked.The only parts i liked were of her in sexy getup's (don't judge me i'm just a guy....programmed by nature to get attracted to the attractive ones from the opposite sex)In case you decide to still go for the movie or have already had the misfortune of watching it, you have my condolences

India needs serious help when it comes to making sex comedies, in a country that churns out thousands of films a year (the most films any country in the world makes)I literally can count on my fingers how many decent Indian sex comedies I have seen, and frankly speaking that's hugely disappointing. Last week I saw the very below average sex comedy Kya Kool Hain Hum 3, the same makers pretty much (the same dialogue writers, and script writers) are back this week with Mastizaade. When it comes to sex comedies Milap Zaveri is a pro of sorts, he has written the highly enjoyable Masti series and Kya Kool series (except the the third one) so I went in with some decent expectations while entering the cinema hall to watch Mastizaade, because Zaveri is not only the story writer here,he is also directing the film( his second film, the first was the flop Jaane Kahan Se Aayi). Milap churns out hits as a writer, films like Main Tera Hero, Grand Masti, etc have been written by him, but sadly he delivers a very below average film with Mastizaade. Rather than making a novel hilarious sex comedy, Mastizaade is follows the same path as Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 path of having cheap, cringe worthy double meaning dialogues and thats it.The film has almost no story, and the film relies on one liners, and some skin show. The films only upside is that it's better than last weeks Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 in production values,and that actors ham there way through,like professionals in the film unlike the former film. Honestly I would be lying if I said said I didn't chuckle a bit here and there but more on that later.Story wise sex addicts Sunny Kele and Aditya Chotia cannot get 'enough of it'. When the two of them fall for identical twins, Lily and Laila Lele, their lives become an adventure.Acting wise Tushaar is decent and hams well. Vir Das is the better of the two, and shows a lot of spunk. Sunny Leone is in the film to provide a skin show, and she looked extremely sexy throughout the film. Shaad Randhawa was funny, a veteran like Asrani was wasted, and should be have never done this film. Ritesh Deshmukh in a cameo was wasted.Suresh Menon needs to retire from acting he was that bad.Mastizaade is a film made on cheap, cringe inducing one liners and double meaning dialogues. At one point in the film while making a ad film,the films main leads kept on telling the buyers that they will play with there balls, and make sure there balls our in the right hands, like come on seriously, how old are the makers. At a another moment a girls breasts are so large that they stop a lift door, and here name is Titly. I mean jokes like these would make a teen thats 13-14 laugh perhaps,and sadly with A certificate only people 18 or older can watch the film in India aka 18+ viewers have a sex life,so jokes like these just won't cut it. Anyways we get jokes like these filled in Whatsapp messages today so Mastizaade loses any novelty if any. This film is not a patch on the 100 cr grosser Grand Masti . And with a film like Mastizaade I don't even even really except much of a story because the genre doesn't really warrant one, it's just the jokes are so over the top and plain silly. Like it's literally a leave your brains at home film. It's outlandish at times. I am no pseudo intellectual critic, but don't assume I have no brains Mastizaade. However the film isn't all that bad I guess, especially when one looks at the technical aspects of the film. It's shot nicely in Thailand in the 2nd half, the music is humble with rom rom romantic, and hor nach being called chartbusters. The films biggest ace however is Sunny Leone, who can't act if her life depended on it, but in a double role seeing her in a Bikini twice in the same frame is a sight for sore eyes. But honestly she is a porn star do we need to see her in this film to enjoy her beauty if you get my drift. Jokes aside the 2nd half does have a couple of enjoyable laughter moments that help the film from being a complete disaster.Over while Mastizaade is a huge disappointment,but if your in the mood to watch a naughty film this weekend watch Mastizaade rather than Kya Kool Hain Hum 3, actually you know what I'll better that, just stay at home and watch a Sunny Leone porno because that's only reason you wanted to watch Mastizaade in the first place no? Not a recommended watch at all.2/5* or 4/10