Very best movie i ever watch

Instant Favorite.

A Major Disappointment

Entertaining from beginning to end, it maintains the spirit of the franchise while establishing it's own seal with a fun cast

For years I've heard about this movie; being the fact that I've watched some of the worst movies ever such as "The Item" and "Monster a go go" I figured this can't be as bad - boy was I wrong.First of all, the audio was so bad you barely saw anyone actually talking on cue, and the little girl's voice was obviously done by an adult women. The first several minutes are of a couple making out and the family driving around, WTH! And what was up with that character Torgo, dude couldn't stay still, he must have been on LSD, but I guess I can't blame him, anyone would have to be high on something to actually partake in this mess.The wife was dumb and clichéd, the father was clueless, and the master was stiff and scripted. One of the characters says it's getting dark when it's bright as hell outside, I can go on and on, but I think you get the point, with that said, I have officially titled thee my new worst movie ever - congrats!

Manos: The Hands of Fate. What a f@cking horrible movie this is! The writing is atrocious, the direction goes nowhere and the actors just read the lines like they have no idea what the hell they're actually saying! Oh; and the 16mm-32-second-filming-camera REALLY shows when you watch the movie. The abrupt cuts, the ear-bleedingly-bad music, and the AWFUL white balancing makes this a TRUE pain to watch; unless you've seen the MST3K episode roasting the sh## out of this steaming turd from the past. Now THAT's the way you watch this movie: with deservedly deprecating commentary!There's nothing good about Manos: The Hands of Fate. EVERYTHING about it is horrible. And it's BORING on top of all the pre-determined awfulness! It's 1966's Battlefield Earth!Manos: The Bottom of the Cinematic Barrel! 0/10 (even though I rated it 1 because IMDb).

This movie is just like one of those old movie parodies SNL would do with all the bad editing and worse acting.The editing is so bad it actually goes backwards in conversations.So a family gets lost and they just stumble upon some random place.The guy standing outside looks and acts like he has been hit by lightning and he says "I am Torgo, I take care of the place while Master is away".Which clearly means go away,fast.Then Torgo says Master wouldn't want the child to stay there, although no one has mentioned staying there.So the dad insists on staying there!It's not even a hotel or anything, just some random house.Then he makes the gimp carry their luggage!There's a scene where they talk about how safe their daughter is while she gets up and wanders away!This is one of the rare times that I would say a movie is so bad that you have to see it.

While not the worst of the worst (there"s still a few out there vying for that title) Manos is like making a sub sandwich then finding out the bread has mold. The plot had potential but was wasted on bad shooting, acting, sets and costumes. Who exactly is this Master? Does he sleep like Dracula in the open air? Is Torgo retarded or evil? Is the hero, Micheal, a complete moron? Why the tour of a boring Texas landscape? What evil cult leader actually choses southern Texas as his base of operations? So many questions, so little concern. What does the Master want with all those wives when he appears to be a dork? I give it 2 1/2 thumbs down. Best viewed after 3 beers.