Crappy film
... View MoreThe acting is good, and the firecracker script has some excellent ideas.
... View MoreGreat example of an old-fashioned, pure-at-heart escapist event movie that doesn't pretend to be anything that it's not and has boat loads of fun being its own ludicrous self.
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... View MoreComing late to the party after such films like "The Horror Show", "Shocker" and "The First Power". The murky supernatural action "Judge and Jury" follows almost the same formula of a convicted criminal coming back from the grave after being sent to the electric chair. Now Joseph Meeker is seeking vengeance against those who put him there and also involved in the murder of his girlfriend during the hold-up. He has his eyes on former pro-footballer Michael Silvano and his family, as he believes that's the man responsible for his girlfriend's death. In all it's trashy and outrageous with an extremely animated live-wire performance from David Keith as the vengeful spirit who likes to dress up in costumes. You know the Freddy Kruger influenced villain . Still I didn't find anything menacing about his performance, it was more clownish and in which case he does dress up as one. The lame brain plot has very little to it (protagonist being pursued by a spirit while trying to protect his family) and feels straight-forward (chuck in the usual family drama and turmoil with our protagonist haunted by the traumatic experience), but it doesn't hide the fact there's numerous inconsistencies in the writing (mainly surrounding the villain) and the ending is somewhat a whimper. However it does keep a quick pace, throws up plenty of action sequences with bombastic stunt-work (surprisingly some moments do impress for such a production) and the script can have rapid tongue. The performances are reasonable. Martin Kove has an unintentionally goofy presence to him as the guy who happens to be at the wrong place at the wrong time and must battle the spirit. Cult actor Paul Koslo shows up looking all weathered as the cop who put away Meeker and Kelly Perine is another sort of comic relief who gets paired up with Kove with some amusing interplay. Laura Johnson and Thomas Ian Nicholas (of "American Pie" fame) play the Silvano family. Director John Eyres is the man behind the project and you know what you would get looking at his flimography low-grade and plain-looking, but there's a certain liveliness and gritty kick to the b-material that makes the mayhem entertaining. Oh and don't forget the slow motion. "I believe Joseph Meeker is dead"!
... View MoreBefore I begin, let me get something off my chest: I'm a huge fan of John Eyres' first film PROJECT: SHADOWCHASER. The film, a B-grade cross of both THE TERMINATOR & DIE HARD, may not be the work of a cinematic genius, but is a hugely entertaining action film that became a cult hit (& spawned two sequels & a spin off).Judge and Jury begins with Joseph Meeker, a convicted killer who was sent to Death Row following his capture after the so-called "Bloody Shootout" (which seems like a poor name for a killing spree – Meeker kills three people while trying to rob a convenience store), being led to the electric chair. There is an amusing scene where Meeker talks to the priest about living for sex but meeting his one true love (who was killed during the shootout), expressing his revenge for the person who killed her – Michael Silvano, a washed-up football star who spends his days watching his son Alex practicing football with his high school team (and ends up harassing his son's coach). But once executed, Meeker returns as a revenant (or as Kelly Perine calls "a hamburger without the fries"), whose sole aim is to get his revenge, which basically means making Silvano's life a misery.Let me point out the fact that Judge and Jury is not a true horror film. It is a supernatural action film, with Meeker chasing Silvano, using his ability to change form (which amounts to David Keith dressing up as everything from an Elvis impersonator, a French chef (with an accent as bad as his moustache), a drag queen, a clown & a stand-up comedian), a shotgun which fires explosive rounds & an invulnerability to death (although that doesn't stop Martin Kove from shooting Keith with a Desert Eagle), to pay Silvano back for killing Meeker's wife.Director John Eyres does not seem interested in characterisations, instead focusing solely on action scenes, which the film has plenty of. But that is the film's main flaw, since there's nothing to connect the action scenes together. The acting is surprisingly good, with Keith delivering the best performance, supported ably by Kove, as well as Paul Koslo, who plays the washed-up cop quite well. Kelly Perine is annoying as the cabbie who tries to help but makes the situation worse.
... View MoreIt`s funny how instinct warns you of something . For example as soon as the company credits read Nu Image I knew instinctively I`d seen a really crap film by them somewhere before but couldn`t remember where . Nevertheless I just knew JUDGE AND JURY was going to be crap and it was . Maybe I`m psychic ?!!!! MILD SPOILERS !!!!The opening is rather violent with several people getting blown away for no more reason than being in the wrong place at the wrong time . I don`t know about you but I`m geting slightly fed up with exploitive violence onscreen nowadays along with bad language , especially if it`s spouted by actors as bad as the ones in this movie . Anyway the plot revolves around the bad dude getting executed and coming back to reek revenge on the man who shot his wife . Oh did I mention the bad dude and his wife murdered a couple of people on their wedding night ? Yeah he`s a serious badass mofo . In fact he`s so bad ( And I don`t mean the acting - I`ll get to that in a moment ) that he`s impossible to take seriously and this is before he`s executed only to return as Elton John , Elvis , a French chef etc . I wonder if Keith David got paid for this ? because he looks lke he`s having so much fun on screen that`s the only reason he`s playing the role . What a pity this reviewer didn`t have any fun whatsoever watching JUDGE AND JURY . Hey maybe the producers could send me Keith`s fee ? Gawd only knows I deserve it.I disliked this movie a lot as if you hadn`t guessed and my main beef isn`t with the stupid plot or the cheap production values but with its attitude to violence . If like me you`ve had a wine bottle cracked over your head or been kicked in the ribs very hard several times you`ll know violence is an obscene painful thing , but JUDGE AND JURY will have you believe that if you`re thrown through a window , crash through some bannisters and fall twenty odd feet onto a table not only will you be unhurt but you`ll be able to outrun a couple of rabid devil dogs . It could of course be argued that any film starring Sly , Arnie or Bruce also suffers from this same dishonest showing of violence but with JUDGE AND JURY it yanked my chain
... View MoreSo much for JUDGE AND JURY, which lives up to its nonsense title. What good is there? The lighting is terribly foggy! Another horror movie you ask? Well, that's perfectly explainable. David Keith actually does pretty good at disguising clowns, chefs, and other shenanigans while being the killer who escaped death row. But overall, despite some new twists, it's reasonably stupid. Unapix has been putting out some ludicrous productions recently, and this one only means so much. We, the jury, find this film guilty for its indecent exposure to many of us sitting around believing it's a total waste of our time!
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