Most undeservingly overhyped movie of all time??
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... View MoreFun premise, good actors, bad writing. This film seemed to have potential at the beginning but it quickly devolves into a trite action film. Ultimately it's very boring.
... View MoreThere is just so much movie here. For some it may be too much. But in the same secretly sarcastic way most telemarketers say the phrase, the title of this one is particularly apt.
... View MoreThis movie is just...a phenomenon.There are bad movies, just think of a movie you know is bad, something the critics nor the public could like and I suspect even that movie at least showed some semblance of professionalism, they at least made sense, they gave the impression that there was some kind of quality control so a certain kind of undemanding viewer could occupy themselves briefly before they left the hotel room for dinner.But not here. This is a level of shoddiness that I never expected could even come about; no one would part with the money required for animation if they knew what this was. How Lucid were the people writing this? They must have known. This HAS to be some kind of Winter for Hitler project where they could get more if the movie failed. And it's he sequel to an almost as bad movie!But I don't hate this. I love that something like this exists since it jus defies belief. The imagery and the bizarre lines and the plot that's jus tall over the place...watch it once and then just feast on all the media that's been creating pointing every absurdity , every plot hole, every shoehorned piece of absurdity.It can get kind of dull: it drags so much in places since they struggle to progress the plot in any way but talking but wowee this will give you new respect for the continental bargain bin, American Movie rip-offs.It's in that so bad it's almost good category so my rating of 5/10 factors that in. If I couldn't laugh at its expense it would be a big 0.
... View MoreThis movie made me feel like I had the flu at Red Lobster. This is an abomination, the animation is crude, the voice acting is terrible, the story line was illogical, and the talking spring fish with the Broad Way Techno Music was more than an abomination, I felt nauses at the sight of the musical number. The whole series was a failure, being a complete slap in the face to anyone who dies aboard The HMS Titanic. Somehow the director who I am assuming was either drunk or high came up with this crazy story that somehow everyone AND I MEAN Everyone survived the worst passenger ship disaster in history. The story begins with a research vessel lowering a byth-something into the water honestly I cant remember what the heck its called however I do know that this thing was invented in 1925 but this movie takes place in WWI which means this whole scenario is inaccurate. The point is, its a submarine of some sorts that is tethered to the surface via ropes and air tubes. It involves the characters from the last movie but all with different voice actors. For some reason a rapping shark hates the color yellow which is why he cuts the tethers to the sub thing, they all suffocate and pass out, which would have been the end of it, but some stupid massive dog octopus thing, the size of an oil platform cant get the sub from getting back to the surface because reasons, but it attracts the attention of some Atlatians who cant mind their own business, and unfortunately save the characters who aren't memorable enough to remember the names. They take them to Atlantis and give them elixirs so they can live forever, bla bla bla, whatever. And then the spring fish gives the a musical number in a ball room full of life size living toys with techno music and CLASSICAL MUSIC. It was so bad I think they just gave up. I also think this is what the Italians think we Americans are into, trashy techno. And for some reason there is a battle with the life sized living toys and some whaling dudes from the last movie or something. And then for some reason WHEN THEY ACTUALLY GET TO FINDING THE TITANIC it is not broken in half even though it did in the last movies. And another musical number, and the movie ends. There is probably some explanation for how bad this movie was, maybe it was a test for some subliminal torture being tested on us by a neo-fascist group trying to overthrow the government. OH YEAH the rapping shark scene.
... View MoreWhen I first heard about this film, I thought that the person who told me was joking. I'd seen The Legend of the Titanic and I was certain that the concept of a sequel to such a monstrosity must have been a joke. Sadly I learned they weren't lying. The makers of the first animated titanic film really believed that there was demand for a second, possibly even worse than the first.After the events of the first Titanic movie where the ship sank, but all of the crew and passengers escaped (because screw being historically accurate or respectful towards the thousands who died ) then the leads of the first film decide to go recover the titanic. Why? We are never told. But that doesn't matter because 15 minutes into the film they are attacked by prisoner sharks and end up in Atlantis to stop an uprising of rats trying to conquer Atlantis and the world through using an immortality formula.No, sadly I did not lapse into a momentary state of insanity as I was writing that last paragraph. It feels like the makers of the film had a very short attention span when they were making this with the plot and focus of the film constantly switching with the protagonists at first being prisoners but then very quickly go to being heroes for the Atlanteans. There are also various bizarre points that are only ever glossed over like that they have the ability to bring toys to life. If the completely non coherent and all round bizarre plot wasn't enough, this film is void of any charm whatsoever. The characters are just as bland and one dimensional as they were in the first, so much so that I can't even describe any of them because there are no character traits to remember. The animation can best be described as awkward to watch. The characters just move and interact with one another so unnaturally that it is unpleasant to watch. And the film has what are quite possibly amongst the worst song sequences put to film with a rapping shark and a toy bursting into a song about how they are trapped in Atlantis for the rest of their lives. Both of these sequences are about as unpleasant as having a surprise colonoscopy. Even if it doesn't last long the uncomfortable feeling and emotional scars will stick with you for the rest of your lives...The fact that this movie exists feels my heart with hatred. The makers of this and the previous "The Legend of Titanic" should feel ashamed of themselves. To make a bad film is annoying. But on top of that to also attempt to cash in on a tragedy that took so many lives whilst showing no respect to any of them, not just once but twice, makes this one of the worst films I've ever seen and a waste of animation.
... View MoreFirst, I watched this movie expecting a rapping dog and Mexican mice. I was deeply disappointed to find that those were in that other animated Titanic movie. This movie has taught me several things.First and foremost, I wish to be committed to an asylum.Secondly, skipping through half of the movie was still too painful to watch.Third, a squirrel like krakan was responsible for the sinking of the Titanic by launching an iceberg, which was found on the bottom of the ocean, at the boat. Fourth, my brain cell count has been reduced, significantly I might add.Fifth, I can connect electrical currents through my facial hair, be electrocuted, and then survive minutes later. Sixth, I have made it my personal mission to annihilate anyone mentioned in these credits, which are incredibly slow.Seventh, animals can talk to humans.Eighth, a grown man can be knocked down a hallway and into a laundry room by a soccerball the size of a pea.Ninth, this movie doesn't deserve the space it takes up on my hard drive.Tenth, the historical accuracy is spot on.
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