SERIOUSLY. This is what the crap Hollywood still puts out?
... View MorePlot so thin, it passes unnoticed.
... View MoreIf you're interested in the topic at hand, you should just watch it and judge yourself because the reviews have gone very biased by people that didn't even watch it and just hate (or love) the creator. I liked it, it was well written, narrated, and directed and it was about a topic that interests me.
... View MoreGreat movie. Not sure what people expected but I found it highly entertaining.
... View More1.for starters it supposed to be set in 1976, why the heck are there so many modern looking arcade games, Including the simpsons arcade game(considering it was released in the 90s and the show did not even debut until the late 80s), little to no real effort was made to make this a period piece for the 70s, save for clearly costume style clothing and a disco ball, they were too freaking lazy to unplug everything and move it somewhere else for their shots.2. the gingerdead man himself never resembled how he looked in the poster from the first or second film, ironically now the puppet is modeled (at least up close) to look like the one from the posters but now they use a different puppet for the poster for this one3. it has lost all of the seriousity(or seriousness) the first one had I have not seen the second one but judging by the trailer there was more effort, this is just garbage, straight up rotten month old garbage mixed with the stench of dead animals and fecal matter4. no explanation for anything in this film why does a maximum security prison have a time machine? how did the gingerdead man end up there? why does he share a cell with other killer baked goods and pastries? where did they come from? why would you keep acid at a roller skating rink? why didn't they even try to take this seriously? you can make this concept work and make it sort of scary, but they didn't they went the route that made this a bad movie, its not even a so bad its good kind of movie, its terrible, this could compete with oogieloves or return of the killer tomatoes(that was so bad I quit watching halfway through)I wouldn't recommend this to anyone save for someone on That guy with the glasses or channel awesome. I had to leave a lot of stuff out for due to the 1000 word limit final verdict: atrocious
... View Moreafter browsing netflix and coming across this title I thought "ah what the heck". My expectations were really low but what i saw was actually enjoyable. Our favorite killer cookie escapes from an asylum in a silence of the lambs spoof and ends up in 1976 at a roller boogie where everyone is involved in a whole another spoof, this one being Carrie. As the story unfolds i found myself being less interested in the gingerdead man who wasn't at the forefront of the story like a expected and instead began caring about what happened to the characters. at the end of it all i absolutely did not see the climax coming. two children find gingys remote and accidentally travel forward and backward in time until finally getting back with Adolf Hitler, Charles Manson, and several other evil historical figures in tow. overall its a decent B movie with good amount of comedy and drama thats good for a Saturday night with popcorn and your boyfriend/girlfriend. 7/10
... View MoreAfter the gingerdead man is freed from a mental institution for criminally insane food by the candy liberation front, he goes back in time to the mid-1970's because naturally that what one does. These roller disco freaks are just begging to be killed, if the IRS doesn't close the rink down before these particular cannons can be foddered that is.I had vaguely somewhat bigger expectations for this, as the second Gingerdead film was far more enjoyable than it had any right being, however even that dubious optimism was shredded (if not completely obliterated) by jokes that are far past their expiration date and no nudity (one girl actually goes to length to keep her nipples covered) So yeah in summation this is far below "the passion of the crust" and I even prefer the sub-par original film over this one.My Grade: F
... View MoreGingerdead Man III delivers the B movie goods. Combine the following movies:Carrie Car Wash Saturday Night Fever Child's Play Puppemaster Silence of the LambsAdd one part camp, one part horror, and one part delicious B-Movie fun. Now you have the proper recipe for a killer cookie movie.Director William Butler has assembled an instant cult classic. The casting is spot-on, as well as the 1970s sensibilities. Great roller skating, great good old fashioned drive-in fun. The cast is great. Loved Muffy Bolding. Hilariously perfect in this bizarro 1970s alternate universe. Look for cameos from other well known Fullmoon favorites including one Robin Sydney.Put on your leisure suit, grab a bottle of your favorite alcoholic refreshment, turn down the lights, snap on the lava lamp, flick on the black light, and put in the DVD.
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