everything you have heard about this movie is true.

Boring, over-political, tech fuzed mess

Let me be very fair here, this is not the best movie in my opinion. But, this movie is fun, it has purpose and is very enjoyable to watch.

If you're interested in the topic at hand, you should just watch it and judge yourself because the reviews have gone very biased by people that didn't even watch it and just hate (or love) the creator. I liked it, it was well written, narrated, and directed and it was about a topic that interests me.

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How's this for an animated move? It takes place in a supermarket but after hours it comes alive with all the brand mascots coming to life and interacting with each other? You could have Charlie the Tuna talking to Mr. Clean! How amazing would that be? Well that was the question that Lawrence Kasanoff had for about 70 brand managers in his new sure to be epic movie "Foodfight!". They managed so wrangle $60 million for this and got the permission to use all these mascots for their new venture Threshold Digital, an offshoot of Threshold Entertainment that was going to be the new Pixar. Except there was a difference between Pixar and Threshold. Pixar has managed to make hit after hit with very few commerical failures meanwhile Threshold has literally never put a product to air that has truly succeeded. This was not going to be good.They failed to come out in 2007 and 2008 and then when the movie was half rendered, the hard drives were stolen in which Kasanoff called a case of "industrial espionage". So instead of restoring from a backup or something they simply moved to cheap motion capture. This was a bit of a mistake because now this was the only way the characters were able to show any kind of emotion. You'd think they'd use the face but beyond flapping their mouths, there was absolutely no plasticity given to them. Literally the characters have these cold dead eyes that never quite look in the direction they're supposed to.And if that wasn't bad enough the this whole thing sent Threshold into receivership and they needed to sell the movie off to the highest bidder. $2.5 million is what they got and that was the opening bid. But what is so bad about it beyond the lack of proper expressions, sponsors that dropped out forcing them to change characters and people that never made a feature length movie before? The story really comes down to this: "Buy commercial brands with mascots because buying store brands is like supporting the Nazis". And no, I'm not kidding.The main characters are all store brands or "Ikes" possibly taken from "icons". The evil Brand X representatives are dressed like Nazis. There's even a scene taken directly from Casablanca, a movie that Kasanoff compared Foodfight! to, in which Brand X starts to sing the Brand X loyalty song while the Ikes break into the Supermarket loyalty song which sounds suspiciously like "La Marseillaise" or the French national anthem. I'm not kidding. One of the most iconic scenes in Casablanca reduced to this. It's shameful.And that's it. The central message is colorful mascots are good, generic and store brands are bad. It's no wonder most of the sponsors dropped out when they found out what the story was about. Watch this for a laugh. For the longest time the DVD was only $5.00 so I would be surprised if it costs more now.

NO SPOILERS NECESSARY!!!Seriously, who makes a movie that was supposed to be inspired by Toy Story and Wreck-It Ralph where the film has to do with food icons coming to life, which makes this film a PIECE OF CRAP!!!The CG is TERRIBLE, the jokes are UNFUNNY, the sexual innuendos are unnecessary…ya know, FOR KIDS!!!, and what are the filmmakers trying to accomplish with the story. Pixar can do better with Toy Story.The story doesn't make any sense. Foodfight is one hell of a CRAPPY "TRASH CAN" RIDE!!!I swear, Larry Kasanoff needs to get a brain cell.

Foodfight. Where do I even begin with this masterpiece. Foodfight was a movie that began development in 2003, and released in 2012. After 9 years in development, this movie was worth the wait. The movie stars Charlie Sheen playing a Sherlock Holmes wannabe dog, and Hillary Duff playing an uncanny anthropomorphic cat creature. This is honestly the best combination of things that a movie director could come up with. This movie has many upsides and is offset by 0 downsides, because the movie is perfect.Foodfight is an artistic masterpiece in every way possible. The idea of the movie is ridiculously innovative and has never been done before. In a grocery store, food turns into people, and the shelves all turn into a city. It's quite revolutionary and has never before been seen in the history of film. I bet directors everywhere were kicking themselves both metaphorically and literally for not thinking of this idea. The exterior of this movie even better than the artistic value, however. With top notch animation, and a script that would put Shakespeare to shame, how could this movie not be good. The animators of this movie had the revolutionary idea of using Microsoft Paint to draw the models, and then imported them to iMovie to cut it all together. Of course I don't actually know if that is how they did the animation and editing, but with work that good, it's the only way I can think of that could get such a stunning result. The writing is an absolute marvel for its age. It has a beautiful number of niche jokes that you would see in other masterpieces, such as Shrek, and a bunch of sexual innuendos for those kids to enjoy. This movie teaches all its viewers many important lessons that everyone should know. Some movies teach some really cliché lessons that everyone heard a million times, such as treat everyone equal, and you are your own person. Foodfight takes a different approach and teaches its audience that if you are ugly, you lose and don't get what you want. This could be interpreted in many different ways, but they all come around to that conclusion. I feel like this is a very important lesson that everyone should learn at least some time in their life. Throwing all these magnificent pieces together, we get one beautiful work of art. I could say that Foodfight was the best film of 2012, but its far more deserving of that and thus I declare that it deserves film of the century. Foodfight is easily one of the best films ever made, and that is why I am giving it a 2/10.