Wonderfully offbeat film!

I cannot think of one single thing that I would change about this film. The acting is incomparable, the directing deft, and the writing poignantly brilliant.

Easily the biggest piece of Right wing non sense propaganda I ever saw.

A terrific literary drama and character piece that shows how the process of creating art can be seen differently by those doing it and those looking at it from the outside.

I started watching this out of morbid curiosity and did not expect to last more than five minutes. But for some reason the train wreck effect took over, and I ended up watching all 90 minutes. Most of the discussion of this film is from people who have never seen it, so it was interesting to see the actual film.Firstly, much to my surprise, the film fails on its basic premise. Though much drama has been made about it being a "feature-length advertisement," the money spent to get the rights for real brand mascots was totally wasted. Brand mascots in the film are called "ikes" (short for icons), though that's never properly introduced (it just randomly starts happening partway through), and it doesn't sound right to me, so I'll just say "mascots." Well, mascots like Mr. Clean or Mrs. Butterworth might show up here or there, but their role in the film is so small they could be removed with no loss. Most of the film is spent focusing on original character mascots for fictional products.And even then, the premise still fails. Dex Dogtective, the lead character, is supposed to be a mascot for a cereal brand, but that's alluded to once at the beginning and never mentioned again. For some characters, such as the grotesque Cheazel T. Weasel, it's never mentioned what brand they're supposed to represent, and it's hard to imagine anyone would want to buy a product with him emblazoned on it. While the "brains" behind this film, Lawrence Kasanoff, cited Toy Story as his inspiration, he seems to have missed what made Toy Story effective. The story rests on the concept that our toys have feelings, and are conscious of the fact that, to us, they are merely toys. They still live and interact in the human world. The brand mascots in this world might as well be generic anthropomorphic animals, because apart from labeling themselves as such, their jobs as mascots have no effect on them. Even the world of the "ikes" doesn't resemble a grocery store in most scenes. They live a generic-looking city, which would never exist inside a grocery store, and does not resemble the same store during daytime hours.As the above implies, the characterization is lazy at best. Dog Dextective has two outfits: one Indiana Jones-esque uniform and one tuxedo that looks like something out of Film Noir. He switches between these two depending on if it's an action scene or a serious one. That seems to be the only attempt to give him personality; otherwise he's the generic male hero who's awesome because everyone says he is. His friend Daredevil Dan, the comic relief, is a chocolate squirrel voiced by Dwayne Brady. This character embodies so many racist stereotypes it's difficult to see how it was greenlit in the early 2000s. Most films do not do justice to female characters, but the lead two in this one are particularly bad. In history's most blatant invocation of the virgin/whore dichotomy, we have Sunshine Goodness (played by a 15-year-old Hilary Duff), who is so sickly-sweet and innocent, she is basically a child. Then we have Lady X, played by Eva Longoria, who parades around in fetish wear with come-hither eyes as she tries to seduce Dex. The fact that a 15-year-old was cast to play the primary love interest of 37-year-old Charlie Sheen only adds to the grossness of it all.And then there's the plot. I never expected the sheer weirdness of it. At first the concept seems simple enough: a nefarious man named Mr. Clipboard is trying to take over the store with his brand called Brand X, and the "ikes" need to get together and stop him. But before we know it, the Brand X mascots turn into literal Nazis, complete with gas chambers and German accents, and try to commit genocide against the other brands. Lady X parades around in her fetish wear and takes on the role of Hitler. This culminates in the titular "foodfight"--at which point we remember this is actually supposed to take place in a grocery store, as opposed to being some weird Nazi/cartoon animal/erotica film.As barely needs to be said, the writing is awful. It's crass and unfunny, with plenty of lines that should never have made their way into a children's film. Sometimes it seems like the writers sat around brainstorming as many grocery-related sexual puns as possible and inserted them at random. And of course there is rampant scatological humor.Then there's the animation. Plenty has been said about it, and yes, it's bad. That being said, the character animation is by far the worst. The blurry backgrounds and Playstation 1-style textures can be ignored after a while, but the creepy, jerky, and absurd-looking movements by the characters are like a slap in the face every time. The dancing scene between Dex and Lady X is particularly ridiculous. The characters are also eternally locked in the same facial expression (with rare exceptions).While it's often discussed how the original hard drives for this film were stolen, and the final redone version is cheap and unfinished, I have a hard time believing the original film was much better. The trailer shows scenes note-by-note in this version, and the voice actors' lines were already recorded. It's flawed in pretty much every way, and would need a complete overhaul to be palatable.

I despise this movie entirely. Not only does it look like crap, it looks like a crap that was sponsored... and it is.No kid (or adult) should be shown this filth.And if you DO show it, burn whatever device you viewed it on.

Mr. Clean shines as a recovering drug addict in this dramatic depiction of Charlie Sheen's horrible addiction. Known only for the Mr. Clean commercials, Mr. Clean certainly does not need to clean up on any acting. The balding man shines brighter than his head reflected by the moonlit sky. Hillary Duff, played by the fantastic Lizzie Mcguire, is fantastic as Sheen's porn star daughter. I won't spoil it, but there is a fantastic appearance by Vanilla Ice with great comic relief that had me in tears laughing. Don't miss out on this one. Greatest food fight since Max Keeble's Big Move.

Foodfight. Where do I even begin with this masterpiece. Foodfight was a movie that began development in 2003, and released in 2012. After 9 years in development, this movie was worth the wait. The movie stars Charlie Sheen playing a Sherlock Holmes wannabe dog, and Hillary Duff playing an uncanny anthropomorphic cat creature. This is honestly the best combination of things that a movie director could come up with. This movie has many upsides and is offset by 0 downsides, because the movie is perfect.Foodfight is an artistic masterpiece in every way possible. The idea of the movie is ridiculously innovative and has never been done before. In a grocery store, food turns into people, and the shelves all turn into a city. It's quite revolutionary and has never before been seen in the history of film. I bet directors everywhere were kicking themselves both metaphorically and literally for not thinking of this idea. The exterior of this movie even better than the artistic value, however. With top notch animation, and a script that would put Shakespeare to shame, how could this movie not be good. The animators of this movie had the revolutionary idea of using Microsoft Paint to draw the models, and then imported them to iMovie to cut it all together. Of course I don't actually know if that is how they did the animation and editing, but with work that good, it's the only way I can think of that could get such a stunning result. The writing is an absolute marvel for its age. It has a beautiful number of niche jokes that you would see in other masterpieces, such as Shrek, and a bunch of sexual innuendos for those kids to enjoy. This movie teaches all its viewers many important lessons that everyone should know. Some movies teach some really cliché lessons that everyone heard a million times, such as treat everyone equal, and you are your own person. Foodfight takes a different approach and teaches its audience that if you are ugly, you lose and don't get what you want. This could be interpreted in many different ways, but they all come around to that conclusion. I feel like this is a very important lesson that everyone should learn at least some time in their life. Throwing all these magnificent pieces together, we get one beautiful work of art. I could say that Foodfight was the best film of 2012, but its far more deserving of that and thus I declare that it deserves film of the century. Foodfight is easily one of the best films ever made, and that is why I am giving it a 2/10.