That was an excellent one.

So much average

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.

78 long minutes of something along the lines of an after school movie about the plight of the rain forest. Sort of. An after school movie may have been better.The only thing redeeming about this movie is the pg rated sex scene with Sandra Bullock. Sort of. This scene must be the fire mentioned in the title, but it was just smoke. Not smoke in a good way.Nothing else was redeeming. The stereo types weren't redeeming. The over the top bad 'acting' wasn't redeeming. The sad commentary about the awful plight of the rain forest wasn't redeeming. This is 78 minutes I'll never get back. Never ever ever.Did I mention the pg rated sex scene with Sandra?

This movie... is awesome! I mean it... the secret herbs... the acting... the awesome use of... alright. it stunk. it not only stunk, it was just really really bad. I have to admit, though, I enjoyed the nude scene. The one shot where she's sitting on him is really nice!

Of all the movies I have seen, this is one of the five or so I have ever watched which makes me believe that animals were actually tortured on the set. This is no lie. I implore anyone to watch this movie, especially during the fire scenes and tell me that no animal was harmed during the making of this "film". A scene with a python is especially disturbing. You'll know it when you see it. Prove me wrong, please.

There is a reason this movie was shelved for, how long? 7 years? This should be the first hint.At any rate, I watched this movie with an open mind. I wanted to like it, and enjoy myself, but there just was not much to it. An Idiot reporter runs around p***ing off the locals and Sandra Bullock meets up with him. I guess there is some environmental activist named santos that meets and unfortunate end, and they are sort of involved. The plot of this movie is so really hard to follow. Maybe because there really is not much of a plot at all. The last 15min are sort of exciting, only because you know it's almost over so you can do something else.Yes, Sandra has a love scene. No it's exciting enough to watch this movie.Ever watched a movie that made you keep looking at the VCR to see how long you had been watching it? That is This Movie!Movie gets a nice big 2 out of 10 from me.