Touches You

There is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes

The joyful confection is coated in a sparkly gloss, bright enough to gleam from the darkest, most cynical corners.

One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.

Granted, this is a low-budget film and the entire storyline is pretty redundant. Overall, however, with the tackiness of the film - it *almost* makes it pretty decent. You just have to come to terms with a lot of nonsense and grumbling. Film made in 2002, but the actual movie looks like it came straight from the early 80's. Production value is pretty empty as well. Okay, to put it as simple as possible: You probably won't like this film. It has its perks of humor, but most people won't really agree with the purpose. It's almost as though a bunch of college students wanted to make a few movies and throw in some nudity and "partial" sex scenes for comedic effect.

Let's get the grossest scene out of the way. It was absolutely horrible and will likely turn anyone off to the rest of the movie. fast forward through it. You will know! Debbie had a bigger part in this movie than Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! She was fantastic as the girl who wanted it all and realized the cost was too great. What! philosophy is this weird film? No, those douches deserved to get carved up for their stupidity.Whoa! The sex scene ended in a very unexpected manner.This was some depraved humor from the mind of Chris Seaver, watchable only for the presence of Debbie.

I love low budget cinema. I've been a fan of JR Bookwalter ever since the days of "Ozone". Same goes for Kevin Lindenmuth with those "Addicted to Murder" films. We're talking about movies with no budget whatsoever - just a group of people willing to give a project their all. That being said, "Filthy McNasty" is a prime example of how not to make a no budget movie.From beginning to end, this movie is embarrassing. As another reviewer put it, there's something frustrating about assuming you'll be watching a no budget cheese-fest, but then get stuck watching a bunch of teens goof around on screen together. The movie, presumably realizing its incredibly unfunny, eventually spirals downhill to the point of a six-year-old's kindergarten humor. Rather than anything genuinely funny, we're stuck with shockingly unfunny racist stereotypes and a scene where a man masturbates using feces. Why? I guess we should expect garbage from a man whose other movies are entitled "Mulva, Zmobie Ass Kicker", "12 Inches of Dangling Fury", "Scrotal Vengeance", and "Anal Paprika". Chris Seaver, I hope you read these reviews one day and realize something - if you ever plan on making anything even remotely good, try growing up. Only your friends will tell you this garbage is watchable...0 out to 10 - One of the absolute worst, by any budget standards

I Love this movie. It's very funny. However, there is some VERY sexually explicit material, so I would not recommend it to everyone. Definitely an 18+.10 out of 10Fans of B-Movies like this should Check out Puppet Master, Skinned Alive, Sleep Away Camp, Slumber Party Massacre, and other Full Moon Pictures flicks. For other recommendations, check out the other comments I have sent in by clicking on my name above this comment section.F.Y.I: This film is available as a bonus extra on the "Dead and Rotting" Special Limited Edition D.V.D.