Simply Perfect

A Disappointing Continuation

It was OK. I don't see why everyone loves it so much. It wasn't very smart or deep or well-directed.

One of the film's great tricks is that, for a time, you think it will go down a rabbit hole of unrealistic glorification.

Fifty Shades Darker is really four movies in one. Four really bad movies: The Love Story: I think my sister has a plagiarism lawsuit against the film-makers. Course she was six at the time she came up with the story. She was playing with her dolls and she said that," her boyfriend was the best boyfriend in the world. And tonight, he is taking her to the ball and she will be the prettiest girl there. So, he bought her the bestest dress and real expensive jewelry. His old girlfriend showed up, but he said no, no, no, you go away. And he made her go away. The end." The Drama: Christian's old girlfriend was stalking Anna. Finally, she cornered her and pulled out a gun and was ready to shoot her. But then Christian walked in the door and the "drama" was over. The Survivor Story: Christian of course owns a helicopter and pilots it. He has engine trouble and apparently crashed it. It is such a national story that the News networks covered it live. Oh, Dear what happened to Christian is so important to the world, that everyone dropped everything. And yet, everyone in the audience had a problem caring in the slightest. Problem was we didn't see the plane crash or the aftermath. Then Christian walked in the door and the "drama" was over. The porno: Its easy to make a porno. The porn industry cranks out several thousand every year. And the porn producers have no clue how to make a movie. And yet every porn movie is better than this one. The two principles are reasonably attractive. They have no interest in each other and it shows. There is an effort at Bondage sex, but its sort of like a TV sit-com version of bondage sex, in that there is really no sex. They raise the issue of bondage sex and then avoid doing anything sexy. So there you have it. Four awful movies for the over-price of one. It could dominate the Razzie awards by taking four places in the worst picture category.

My wife and I only just got to watch 50 Shades Darker tonight and yes its possibly not Oscar winning material however we did enjoy it for its entertainment value. The " Control Power" of Christens character is not as forceful as in the first story which balances both of the characters for this particular story,for the ladies there is a Love story and for everyone a modest amout of Erotica in my opinion. I dont understand why this film attracted so many bad ratings,We gave it a 7/10 because it deserves better than the current 4.6 - some people dont look deep enough into the story. As a point of interest my wife and I are both 72 years old and def not exponents of BDSM just in case any one was wondering.

Movie Review: "Fifty Shades Darker" (2017)Universal Pictures presents the successor to their 2015 smash erotic-thriller "Fifty Shades of Grey" directed by female director Sam Taylor-Johnson, who made way for routinized-thriller-director James Foley, known for "The Corruptor" (1999) starring Mark Wahlberg and Chow Yun-Fat, who brings stability to rocket-shacking relationship between media billionaire Christian Grey, hardly stripping off is boyish consumption, nevertheless under a convicted portrayal by actor Jamie Dornan becomes the title-inflicted main character a screening force to succeed in re-entering his bond to former-student, fairly-hard-working female lead Anastacia Steele, who had been coupe-indulgently be cast with actress Dakota Johnson, who shares everything in her powers to let "Fifty Shades Darker" succeeds its predecessor in terms of building cliffhanger situations with revolver-pulling ex-girlfriends, a Mrs. Robinson-typed in character of Elena Lincoln by shown-off dignified Kim Basinger getting publicly humiliated and fired Ex-bosses with trigger-happy minds in order to attract high-society-loving audiences in super-glossy visuals and a pop-striking soundtrack towards pain-inflicting premonition of a wishful conclusion.FAZIT: Picture approved (intriguing) © 2018 Felix Alexander Dausend (Cinemajesty Entertainments LLC)

Firstly, I just cannot even begin to comprehend what I just had to sit and watch. May I point out I did not view this by choice, but due to my girlfriend wanting to watch this.Just a brief overview of this film, I have seen better acting in Eastenders from Ian Bill. I have seen more intense sex scenes in American Pie and a better storyline in Disaster Movie. Christian, you are a melt and a wet bag.Anastasia however your crusty name is spelt, you are a fragile donkey WHO NEEDS TO SHAVE THAT VERMIN OF A BUSH. I just for the life of me cannot understand how a film can be so bad that it has actually made me so mad to the point I have made an IMDB account to review this. This film is the most pointless, dumbest and poorly directed film I think I have ever come across. I just cannot even understand how or why this film got made.Also Rita Ora I understand why you are in this film. It suits you perfectly.