That was an excellent one.
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... View MoreThis movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.
... View MoreThis horror comedy deals with an upscale eatery that caters to wealthy clients. They offer private rooms where they watch fights to the death and then select the cut of meat they want from the loser. All the dishes served in this place have some kind of human flesh in it.It felt like Kill Bill meets Big Trouble In Little China meets Bloodsport. The martial arts action is mixed with lots of campy gore. One scene has the winner cut the losers throat with a knife. He then digs his fingers into the cut and rips his whole face off holding it over his face to the camera. That's the type of dark humour strewn throughout.Not too bad of a flick but geared mostly to teenage boys. It does have several stupid moments but a lot of eye candy. For a better one like this watch Sushi Girl (2012).
... View MoreThe only thing I can say is that this is a really strange flick. This one I can't classify under a label. it starts off rather gory when we see a kitchen were they are making human food and are slaughtering a naked girl. But once the boss enters this turns into some kind of comedy. A bit further it changes back into a horror. Really weird.I can understand the low rating it did get here on this site because a lot of people will turn it off but if you are fond of Asian horrors then you know that those kind of flicks are mostly weird. All I can say is that it's full of brutal fight scene's, some horror elements, a it of full frontal and striptease scene's, parts of gore, on camera and here and there you will have a smile on your face. Especially with the happy ending scene and the 'sausage roll' they make you are surely going to laugh. I found this on a horror convention and it's one of a kind.Gore 2/5 Nudity 1,5/5 Effects 3/5 Story 2/5 Comedy 1/5
... View MoreI do try to avoid watching cut versions of movies (the bad kind of cut that is), but I did fall into the trap of this one. Once again German censorship has either helped me (by making me watch less of this) or blocked the best scenes this movie probably has. They did not have an issue with the naked intercourse, that also had quite some blood in it for reasons you might wanna find out for yourself.Ryan N. who had the "idea" for this movie is infamous for this type of thing and you should know what you let yourself into. There is one bad guy who relishes and cherishes every moment he is on screen. His dialog is quite funny and what is left of the action scenes does not look too bad either. But it's cut together (story wise that is, the obvious gore cuts aside that I had to endure) in a simplistic fashion that does not add to any sort of excitement ...
... View MoreI mean, don't get me wrong, it wasn't unwatchable, but it was so corny that I couldn't really help myself but laugh. The fight scenes were pretty pitiful, they replayed the same kick maybe about 10 times throughout, and the characters didn't build at all from where we met them. But what do you expect from a movie called Evil Feed? The jokes in it were very simple, but mixed with the bad acting and the obvious story line I did end up laughing a few times, but not at the jokes. It is a movie that you will just shake your head to, and be mildly amused if there is absolutely nothing else to watch. Being a Canadian, I do like to give Canadian films a fair try (filmed in Vancouver), so that was pretty much what lured me in. Don't watch this if you are looking for a thriller, horror movie or a fight movie. This is neither, but I don't think it really tried to be. Again, only watch if you have a lot of free time, or if you are high.
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