Let's be realistic.

everything you have heard about this movie is true.

The first must-see film of the year.

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

When you go into a movie called Evil Bong 4 your expectations are instinctively going to be low, but they still weren't met.You see the first 3 movies were dumb stoner films but at least had a couple of redeeming features. This one lacks even those and is the worst one yet.It's outstanding that a franchise about an evil bong has at time of writing reached the pinnacle of 8 movies, and I do hope they get better after this one.With about half the original cast returning it tells the story of series regular Rabbit as he escapes bong world to start his own business. What business you ask? A topless bowling alley!Also starring the wretched Mindy Robinson an actress known for getting her boobs out and literally nothing else. Here she fails to do even that and is just another crappy actress in a role ideal for someone of her "Talents".As you can imagine the T&A levels are high, in fact in this guys opinion a tad too high. It also features a Gingerdead man sex scene that is uncomfortable more than funny.Gingerdead man and Ooga Booga from Full Moons other movies are welcome additions and I like the fact they are doing this. Sadly without Gary Busey though the Gingerdead man is simply terrible.Weakest link in the franchise.The Good:Many of the original cast are still presentThe Bad:Mindy RobinsonPretty much everything about the Gingerdead ManLess than an hour in lengthPretty crappy endingThings I Learnt From This Movie:Mindy Robinson is an inspiration to kids everywhere that they can leave school, have no talents or skills and still be in the movies

There's nothing wrong with a talking foul mouthed gingerbread man getting a massage by two topless babes and there's nothing wrong with topless babes hanging out in a bowling alley. Right? This could happen. In my world, it does. One too many times. Have you smoked soooo much pot that your bong talks to you, in a Jamaican accent no less. What's the point?! Really. I guess nowadays 'B' movies stand for bad movies. It's all about cranking out crap by filling it with nudity and bad jokes that usually fall flat. No creativity. It's all about quantity not quality. Skip this one. Please don't pass me this joint, I've got a headache.