What a waste of my time!!!

Excellent, a Must See

Entertaining from beginning to end, it maintains the spirit of the franchise while establishing it's own seal with a fun cast

This is a must-see and one of the best documentaries - and films - of this year.

This past weekend I watched DOLL BOY, by West Texas indie horror filmmaker Billy "Bloody Bill" Pon. DOLL BOY was screened at the 2011 Texas Frightmare Weekend, but I was in the press room getting some interviews and unfortunately missed it. I'm really sorry that I did!! DOLL BOY is a sick, twisted, scary, and disturbing short film (it has a 27 minute run time) ... all the things I've come to expect from the Texas indie horror scene (remember SWEATSHOP??). DOLL BOY begins with a windowless panel van pulling up to a run down warehouse. A demented-looking clown (who really enjoys his work) opens the sliding door of the van to reveal eight people bound, gagged, and terrified. He takes them out of the van and throws them into the warehouse. Well if you thought the clown was scary and disturbing you should see what's waiting for them inside the warehouse!! As the people get used to the darkness and begin to help each other break loose from their shackles, they are attacked by the titular Doll Boy; a huge, hulking psycho wearing a very creepy mask that looks like a baby doll. It's truly one of the most disturbing masks I've seen in a while. The rest of DOLL BOY becomes a fast-paced stalk-n-slash flick where Doll Boy hunts down and kills the eight victims with a sledgehammer, his preferred choice of weapon. Writer, director, producer, and film and sound editor Bloody Bill keeps the pace fast and the killings brutal and doesn't mind throwing in scenes that are bound to have genre fans talking. It's never explicitly shown, but I hate to think what that clown (who drove the van) did to the little girl from the beginning. Bloody Bill also has a rather odd sense of humor running through his film. In the beginning when we're following around the clown driving the van, the lyrics of the song playing on the radio are as follows:He's not responsible for what he's doing/ because his momma made him what he is.Bloody Bill also knows how to set up a shot and frames everything really well. The dilapidated warehouse becomes a character itself as the victims attempt to run away through claustrophobic hallways and hide between fake walls. But ultimately Doll Boy knows that warehouse like the back of his hand and there's no escaping his sledgehammer. But who he is and how he got the way he is is never examined and I sure hope Bloody Bill turns this short into a feature length film. This is a talented, demented filmmaker and I REALLY wanna see more from him!! In the letter he sent with the screener copy, Bloody Bill promises me that "This is only the beginning." I sure hope so!! Bloody Bill is exactly what the horror genre needs to wake it up out of the doldrums of boring remakes and pointless sequels.Bloody Bill also includes two phony trailers before DOLL BOY that proves he is a child of grindhouse cinema. The first is for CIRCUS OF THE DEAD and the second is MISTER FISTER, about a psycho who wears a brutal glove and kills girls by ... well, just re-read the title and you'll figure it out. I'd be extremely happy seeing short or feature films of either of these faux-trailers, especially MISTER FISTER. This one has a scene where the titular psycho kills a broad in his unique way and it turns out she was pregnant. The next scene has the coroner saying the victim was pregnant, to which the cop asks, "Where's the baby?" Flash to the killer driving in his van with the dead fetus dangling from his rearview mirror. Like I said, Bloody Bill is exactly what the genre needs!! Real horror fans are always complaining that there's no directors out there willing to push the envelope and make some hardcore films, but I can tell you there is!! Definitely check out DOLL BOY and support Bloody Bill. I really need to see what he comes up with next. My Summary: Director: Billy "Bloody Bill" Pon (& writer, sound editor, producer, & film editor) Plot: 4 out of 5 stars Gore: 8 out of 10 skulls Zombie Mayhem: 0 out of 5 brains Reviewed by Scott Shoyer