I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.
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... View MoreThe film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.
... View MoreThis story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.
... View MoreI found it humorous how many of the reviews who gave low scores questioned the reviewers who thought highly of it, well i didn't see any high marks i didn't search enough i did see one mention the several reviews with obvious similarities i mean how many alvins allens alvinas who all joined the same time actually liked this? I call bullshit. Anyway i love a good movie and from the beginning when the whisper dark moon rising accompanied the name on screen i knew this would be no howling or silver bullet....hell not even the level of howling 3 and thats sad. Though i probably shouldn't say that simply cos i just give it enough of my evening. Decided to watch a family guy rerun. Cant go wrong with watching peter act like an ass and stewie condescending remarks while dressed in drag.
... View MoreI got a hold of a copy of this movie based solely on how bad the reviews were. I thought to myself that it must be impossible for a movie to truly be that bad. This movie was that bad. One hour, twenty five minutes and 34 seconds.****may include spoilers**** so the movie starts with scenes that almost to black to make out anything that is happening. Partial face, blurry movement, filmed at night. I honestly have no clue what is going on at the beginning. Just random "werewolf" sounds. ends up with two women......and a man somewhere in the darkness who is reading his lines.....VERY SLOWLY. We were laughing.....but it is not comedy....it really is that bad. The whisper growl man was ridiculous. The scenes seem to be randomly put together. I have to agree that this may be one of the worst movies I have ever seen....and I have watched some of horrendous Lorenzo lamas films....try and make it through UNSEEN EVIL 2 (alien 3000) without breaking a rib laughing at the helicopter scenes (lorenzo standing in obvious cardboard box with some person making helicopter sounds)....anyway.....random scenes, horrible music, idiotic script that is nonsense, actors or random people off the street interacting with each other..I could not tell. Shaky, out of focus, garbage camera work. This is easily in the top 5 worse movies I have ever seen . the movie "ends" three times, in a row. Then cuts to a scene that is out of focus with horrible cgi to finish it off. No idea what the point of this film was.
... View MoreSo I watched it in its entiretyI urge you to do yourself a favor and stay away from the movie if you require a plot, character motivation, etc. You can usually tell by the description, poster, and reviews just how good a movie is gonna be. I think the reviews on Re*b*x were fudged too. It's a good habit to pay attention in the first part of the movie when they introduce the characters and their reason for existence... Must have not gotten the cue. About 90% of the time I was completely lost, even with the subtitles. The sfx were not the greatest, the acting was just sub-par. Eric Roberts could not save this film. I'm almost certain he didn't charge for his appearance in the film. I even had a hard time pinning the characters with the actors. There was just no direction to the film. Everything was all over the place.. I am also surprised someone actually produced this on discs and someone felt the need to distribute this to the public. It should have stayed shelved....permanently... subsequent destroyed in some random explosion - never to be spoken of again.The only thing I will give the cast/crew props for is the dub step music. Don't normally hear that in a werewolf/horror film, and it was a nice change.
... View MoreCried at least 4 times watching this. Tears of laughter. The writing is literally the quality I expect from fan fiction.net and the acting was middle school drama club. Red boxed this and it was not only terrible but also confusing as hell. Not until we watched the deleted scenes did ANY of it make sense! They DELETED the most important scenes! ALL THE PLOT DEVICES WERE CUT. Honestly, they don't make the movie better but they at least make it cohesive! This film stars a lackluster emo boy who speaks at 30% volume constantly. Literally if you revived all of MySpace as a single person and half muted them and made them wear deep v tees the whole time.The best work in this film was by the cameraman. Mad props to them for putting the camera on a tripod successfully in the midst of this shitstorm.
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