Waste of time

Sorry, this movie sucks

It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.

.Like the great film, it's made with a great deal of visible affection both in front of and behind the camera.

"Cremains" is a poor man's poor man's B-movie. In fact, it is a C, D or E-movie with poor storytelling, even poorer acting and filmed on your Uncle Charlie's borrowed video camera. The second vignette - "The Ride" for a better name - is the only redeeming piece in the whole film, with an interesting story twist and a single believable psychotic. The final catch ending of this celluloid schlock is disappointing and not even 4 minutes of nudity can redeem this movie that looks more like a high-school film project than anything that was financed. Don't waste your money buying this piece of lackluster horror. Rent it for fun, but don't purchase it for your collection as its "cremains" will remain on your shelf - covered in dust - for a very long time.

Cremains is honestly one of the best independent horror films that I ever had the pleasure of viewing! All the stories were dark and terrifying. My two fads among them are the story with Jeff Dylan Graham, who played a suicidal teenager, who accepts a ride from someone who isn't exactly who he appears to be. Jeff did a wonderful bringing his character alive, and making you sympathize with him. The other that I dug a lot was the story with Lilith Stabs, as a witch who brings a grieving mothers child back to life, and ending up regretting she had not. That story was the most terrifying and suspenseful out of all of them. It had an overwhelming feeling of dread and foreboding. Steve Sessions did a wonderful job paying homage to TALES FROM THE CRYPT. Personally, I think its better then TALES FROM THE CRYPT. So, give this movie a look, it's definitely worth it!

Well what do you expect? Art? It is a horror film that went directly to DVD (ok VHS than DVD) Well yes it is a B movie(well maybe a B minus)it holds a special place in my heart. Mostly because I know the director and my wife is in the film(i'll never tell which lady she is ;) The film was Steve's first real attempt at film directing and it does kind of show. Okay no "kind of" but it was filmed entirely in south Mississippi and has locations that no longer exist thanks to Katrina. Anyways don't expect an Evil Dead kind of first film but for all that well... I've seen a LOT of worse films (Razorblade Smile anyone?)Give it a chance and it'll give you at least a laugh. Oh and by the way the blond in the last story is no a respected local news anchor who prays daily that no one knows it is her(chuckle)

I bought this DVD based on faith and my undying love of horror flicks. What I got was a no-budget mixed bag. The way that the film was shot adds a very lucid almost dream-like glaze over the scenes...This makes some of the darker scenes pretty creepy yet there are no real scary moments in the film..."THE S&M KILLER"-Not much to this story...A whole lot of bad acting even for a B-movie...and a bound-up nude woman...3"CONFESSIONS"-This is the root of the movie...The story from which others branch off from...This one concerns a man questioned by his own demons(That's my thoughts anyway)This story is my favorite it's a little better acted than the rest...7"THE TOWN"-This creepy little short makes a statement about parental relationships and town sacrifices...4"VAMPIRES"-One would think that this story would hold a special place in my heart seeing as I am a single young man...While I appreciate the vampire striptease the acting was just too horrible to stomach...2-(10-and major kudos go to the nude vampire for the best acting in the story)"THE CREMAINDER" Ah, Here's where we pay off the confessions story...This final piece concerns a raised demon with a hat and long coat killing random people with a sword one of them being...?-1MY FINAL SCORE:07This movie has all the ingrediants of good horror movie right?VIOLENCE/GORE-Very littleLANGUAGE-NONESEX/NUDITY-One nude vampire, one bound-up nude woman, one strung up woman with an open shirt(Wearing a bra)CREEPY SETTINGS-One story "The Town"You decide...but personally I don't hate it nor do I love it...