Sorry, this movie sucks

Overrated and overhyped

Admirable film.

It's hard to see any effort in the film. There's no comedy to speak of, no real drama and, worst of all.

COOKIE'S FORTUNE is maestro Robert Altman's lesser known work, an outlandish comedy about an intrigue deriving from Cookie (Neal)'s suicide in a small town in Mississippi. It is a sterling ensemble piece and Anne Rapp's satirical script excels in mockery of the Presbyterian church and the provincial racism while Altman is mostly at ease with the straightforward storyline. Cookie is an elderly widow, apparently quite wealthy, has built a close friendship with the handyman Willis (Dutton), but every family has some loose screws, her two nieces Camille (Close) and Cora (Moore), are church fanatics, barely take care of her, the only person she cares in the family is Emma (Tyler), Cora's rebellious daughter. Everything turns havoc when Camille is the first one discovers the scene, since "suicide is disgrace" for her, she destroys Cookie's suicide note and makes it look like a break-in and murder scene, with Cora as the witness. The interesting part is the sibling relationship, Camille principally dominates Cora's life, she is currently preparing a revamped play of Oscar Wilde's SALOME for the church and let her half-witted sister as the lead. So Camille has to brainwash Cora on the spot to dragoon her into believing what a sin Cookie has done and they should conform to the same testimony. So the death is investigated as a murder case, and needless to say Willis becomes the soft target for suspicion as a rich widow's black handyman who doesn't have a manifest alibi and whose fingerprints are all over the "murder weapon". But Willis has the unconditional aid from Emma and most of townsfolk who know the relationship Cookie and Willis. Clearly, Camille is in no mood for clarifying Wilis' suspicion, as she has already hogged the house of a "crime scene" as her own property, until Cookie's will (which is fortunately oblivious to her) comes into light, an unknown family secret is revealed and a blood-type analysis diverts the suspicion towards Camille. Then arrives the most satisfying part when Camille's fate is totally at the hands of Cora's testimony, Julianne Moore again proves her superlative dexterity by enforcing a genuine ambiguousness of Cora's "revenge" highlighted by her inscrutable delivery, it consummates such a rewarding viewing experience between Moore's passive submission and Close's OTT aggression.This film is also Patricia Neal's major big screen appearance in her later years, nostalgia strikes, Cookie is a woman who has blissfully fulfilled her mission in life and has no regret in joining her late husband in the paradise, Neal nabs a doddering front of senility, and furthermore, camouflages her unexpected decision with a cordial rapport between her and Willis. Dutton outstandingly offers Willis a spontaneously carefree nature while Liv Tyler's Emma is a too-good-to-be-true exemplar of a younger generation. The only incongruity rises from O'Donnell's rookie officer Jason, who is a total non-starter apart from being Emma's love interest and smooching on each other every time their eyes click. To all appearances, COOKIE'S FORTUNE is Altman in his most laid-back fashion, planted in the southern soil, lyrically jazzy and beguilingly hilarious, it is also a showcase for his main players (Moore and Neal are my pick, with Dutton and Close closely behind), however beneath the surface, it sharply encapsulates the vexing status quo presided by narrow- minded prejudice and vacuous brainwashing under the name of religion. Align with my personal taste, the film is my guilty pleasure from a revered filmmaker, and is entitled to appeal to a wider-ranging movie devotees.

"American cinema is a bit like telling bedtime stories to children." - Peter GreenawayRobert Altman typically begins his films by quickly sketching some self-contained environment (military barracks, hospital, dance studio, radio show, rodeo, stately mansion etc). His environment created, Altman then inserts an ensemble cast and lets his actors improvise or create their own roles. His actors in motion, Altman then uses a free floating camera to track various characters and tease out various subplots. Of course all directors do this, but Altman's plots seem particularly ill-defined. There is a sense of an entire world in motion, a world which continues along regardless of where Altman pokes his camera. We, meanwhile, are invited to choose where we look and what we see. And so we float from one seemingly arbitrary nodule to the next, sculpting the film ourselves and stumbling upon bits and pieces of a "story" which we are asked to piece together and make coherent. Altman also typically inserts some symbolic performance-within-the-film. His character's often gather to put on a play, production or show, a kind of self-reflexive model of the film they're in. The play within "Cookie's Fortune" is a performance of Oscar Wilde's "Salome", a tale of seduction, necrophilia, unlawful marriages and dangerous female seductiveness. Why "Salome" was chosen will become apparent to us later on.Jazz music often find its way into Altman's films. His aesthetic style is itself jazz-like, his films structureless, improvisational and constructed around riffs and ripostes. "Cookie's Fortune" itself takes place in a Mississippi town with a strong jazz and blues tradition. Altman populates this town with lovable Southern eccentrics, amongst whom are Cookie (an elderly woman who commits suicide), a local sheriff and his deputies (who do nothing but drive about and talk about fishing), and Camille Dixon, a bossy matriarch who tends to her slow witted sister, Cora Duvall. Other characters include Manny (a lonely fisherman), Emma (a rebellious young woman) and Willis (a kind black man and local drunk). Altman has always been a fairly relaxed film-maker, but "Cookie's Fortune" takes things to new highs (or leisurely lows). The film begins with a easygoing walk, and the film as a whole feelings like one gentle cinematic stroll, Altman casually introducing us to his cast and the film's key locations. Elsewhere the film engages in Altman's love for subversion. Watch how scenes or images traditionally associated with danger are subverted or rendered benign. A black man breaks into a house, for example, but it is then revealed that he knows the owner. A man opens a gun cabinet, but he simply wants to clean the guns. A creepy peeping tom spies on a girl, but he means no harm. And so on and so on. Indeed, the film itself is a satire on the Southern Gothic genre and various Tennesee Williams plays, but Altman's tone is less caustic than usual. He seems to love this community of eccentrics.But there are sinister things lurking about. Watch how Camille Dixon, the director of the play within the film, becomes the God who controls the film's plot and who manipulates the on-screen murder investigation. Surrounded by a sea of inept actors and second rate actresses, she is in control of "Cookie's Fortune" the film, Salome the play, and Cookie's fortune, the literal will and testament of Cookie, a now-deceased elderly woman within the film. As her community bands together outside the Oscar Wilde play, however, Camille begins to lose control whilst they, ironically, begin to gain control of both Altman's film and Wilde's play. This power struggle is epitomised by a character played by actress Julianne Moore, who develops from an incompetent actress to the new star of Salome. She then usurps Camille.Typical of Altman, there's some dark inter-racial, psycho-sexual stuff hidden in the film's margins. In the Salome myth, Salome is the stepdaughter of Herod and dances seductively before Herod and her mother Herodias. Her mother had her with another man, an affair which causes John the Baptist to denounce the mother's marriage to Herod as being unlawful. For spreading what she perceives to be these lies, Salome executes John. In the film, it is implied that Emma's mother isn't her mother and it is her real mother's sister's husband who is her father. With Camille Dixon obsessed with "pride" and "preserving the pride of the family and community", it seems that perhaps she was covering up some affair (or even a murder) with a black guy who "went back to Africa to serve as a missionary" (or jail or on the run). Altman inserts various breadcrumbs for those inclined to search.Elsewhere the film advocates a kind of humble, mixed-race community spirit. A kind of sexual liberation where black and white, upper and lower classes, put things aside and get along. The aristocratic and stuck up Camille Dixon (a haemophiliac – on a symbolic level, her blood refuses to mix with outsiders) belongs to an era which the rebellious Cookie and Emma turned their backs on, one skipping town and getting into trouble, the other literally wearing her humble Mississippi State university sweater to her grave. This kind of warmth was typical of Altman's later films, particularly "Prairie Home Companion".8.5/10 – See Mamet's "State and Main". Worth one viewing.

Altman should go into retirement, as should Scorsese, and all the other former great directors who waste everyone's time with their new material.This overlong, unfunny near-mess starts off with a half-hour of pure tedium, in a sort of "Driving Miss Daisy" vein; with an old woman and her loyal black friend. Absolutely nothing happens in this part of the movie. I wish it had stayed that way, because once things start happening that is when the movie gets really annoying. (Like Sting's famous song-line: "Life was easy when it was boring", or "This film was easier when it was boring".) The overly familiar plot – already milked dry by the self-copying Hitchcock - of an innocent man accused of murder is just too stupid. It also sinks any chance that the gags and the humour might have; but the jokes are mostly mediocre so it doesn't matter. The other major problem with the movie is the rather "blah" cast: Julianne Moore, Glenn Close, O'Donnell, that "country" singer, and worst of all - Liv Tyler. While Moore is convincing as a semi-retarded woman, Close is simply annoying in yet another wicked-witch-from-the-South role. O'Donnell is typically bland, while Tyler is not only awfully miscast but a bad actress, as well. For Altman to cast her as some white-trash Southern girl is an insane move. Charles Dutton has a very cliché role: he is ultra-kind, pure goodness and is intellectually superior to just about everyone - without feeling that way. And what an annoying plot-point in the kid's father not wanting to listen to what the kid had witnessed. Plus, there is that annoying sporadic schmaltziness that any movie can do without. What a waste of time.

"Cookie's Fortune" is perhaps the most inane and useless movies I have ever watched. Definitely NOT a watershed event in cinematographic history. On the CZTV website, 21 percent of viewers rated it as "waste of time" whereas 72 percent rated it as "excellent," with almost nothing in between. I don't get it. Do YOU get it? I certainly don't get it. Had this film not have had Liv Tyler in it, I don't think I would have watched it to its pathetic and boring finale. Definitely a lot of material for a future episode of MST3K here. I mean, it takes just as much time/effort/money/etc. to make a good movie as it does to make a movie like this, so why did they even bother producing it? I guess CZTV doesn't have a whole lot of money to buy any good films, so all we get here are reruns of Dallas, and garbage like this. Possibly the only good thing I have to say about this movie is the fact that it doesn't copy the standardised model of most American movies. No helicopters, no explosions, no car chases, and no unrealistically exaggerated characters. In fact, the characters were all too ordinary. Even a video of some guy playing chess on his computer would have been more fascinating than this movie. It definitely has its own genre: Useless. I mean, even my writing this comment is a useless waste of time.