Truly Dreadful Film

Beautiful, moving film.

This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.

I have to say Carry on behind ranks as the last great Carry on film, after that they really do go downhill, but this one, I can't even think of many words to describe it, it's so bad it's almost unwatchable.Thomas and Rogers must have been disappointed with the final outcome, they were so used to brilliance, and so were the cast, what they made was a cheap, desperate attempt to suit a change in society.I'm scarred by the look on Joan Sims's face as she tries to deliver her lines. When I read Beryl Reid was in it I was really excited to see it, a fabulous comedy actress, what a shame this was her first, and last.The worst film of all time? it's truly embarrassing, and it's just crude, but not even funny crude. I can't believe I got to the end. Hated it. 1/10

Just when I thought they wouldn't get any lower. After subjecting myself to that nadir known as Carry on England, I was hoping this would be better. Alas... this was just as worse as England, in short it is awful. The only redeeming quality was the song, and when that is the only redeeming quality you know there is something wrong. The direction is lacklustre, the jokes are terrible and poorly timed, the gags don't work, the story is naff, the pacing is messy, the sets look cheap and the acting doesn't cut the mustard. Kenneth Connor is bland and if Kenneth Williams hadn't had that dreadfully cheesy accent he may have raised this movie to a 2 but no...what a waste of a great actor. And how Joan Sims got dragged into this, I shall never know, she looks so embarrassed. Overall, awful and if you haven't seen it, I would recommend you keep it like that, because if you like Carry On like I do, you may find this movie's a disgrace to the series. 1/10 Bethany Cox

Like another reviewer said, the song "Love Crazy" at the beginning is a great song and the best thing about this filthy film. Most of the other Carry on films are naughty fun, but not filthy. This film starts out with Emmanuelle going down on a guy in the bathroom and then we see Kenneth Williams bare butt in his room. Ugh! Another minus for me is the fake french accents they both use. Man, they are awful. Joan Sims and Kenneth Connor & Peter Butterworth play the help at Kenneth Williams home. Jack Douglas plays the butler. Kenneth is an ambassador and Emmanuelle is his mistress/wife. We see more of Kenneth's butt again, ewww! She basically goes around flaunting her body and sleeping with everyone. She then asks the hired help to describe their wildest affairs. This is more waste of film. I read Barbara Windsor walked out on this film because it was too risqué. She was right. It's also not that funny. Emmanuelle continues to sleep with every guy she sees, exposing her butt a couple of times. Her body is OK, but the french accent is annoying. She is upset her husband does not care about her exploits, so she bangs the whole soccer team, one at a time. An ex-lover decides to write an article about her affairs and she admits it's all true. She and Kenneth do it at the end and she gets pregnant and has a bunch if kids. That's it. I give it a 3 and that's partially for the great theme song. This is the worst of the Carry On films. Yes it's worse than Carry on Columbus because at least that film had Jim Dale and the sexy Sara Crowe.

This dreadful and last instalment to the Carry On series sums up the British Film Industry at the end of the 1970s - at the end of the road.Made on what looks like £30, a borrowed camera and free film won in a raffle, Carry On Emmanuelle fails for two simple reasons. No script and no laughs.The cast, what is remaining of them, are willing, but this movie offers nothing except to try to fill its duration on the screen. No jokes, no proper scenes and the main lead Suzanne Danielle is a terrible actress with her French accent slipping continuously. She's not even that pretty, plus she is not even remotely funny.I only saw this movie in 2007, 29 years after its release. To my knowledge it's never been on British TV. I am not surprised. It's awful. I would still try to watch it if you're curious, but surely only out of curiosity.