I love this movie so much

Deeper than the descriptions

Absolutely Fantastic

True to its essence, the characters remain on the same line and manage to entertain the viewer, each highlighting their own distinctive qualities or touches.

Written and Directed by…wait, he doesn't really deserve either title. Created by…no, that makes it sound like he's actually creative. Belched forth from the brain-ass of Mike D'Amato. Yeah, that's it. And starring a bunch of people who make homeless crack addicts look like the Royal Shakespeare Company.Toward the end of this degradation of cinema, one of the characters speaks the following line of dialog. "I truly have no f***ing idea." That's precisely my reaction to Vampires vs. Zombies. I truly have no f***ing idea why this thing was made. I truly have no f***ing idea how it got onto DVD. I truly have no f***ing idea now to convey to you how f***ing horrible every f***ing thing about this f***ing film f***ing is.Let me start with the basics and work my way from there.This thing is cheaply made. Really cheaply made. I mean paying-the-cast-and-crew-in-bellybutton-lint cheaply made.The story is like a fever dream, but not on purpose. If you watched the movie in reverse, parts of it would genuinely make more sense. That's not a joke or an insult. Some things in this script would be more logical, plausible and understandable if they happened in reverse order.None of the people in this cast can act. They're not simply untalented or amateurish. You legitimately cannot apply terms like "performer" or "actor" to any of the folks in this film without doing violence to both the definition and spirit of such words. A new noun must be applied to them, something like "inactors" or "perdeformers" or "human black holes of suck that promote atheism because there's no way they could be made in the image of any Supreme Being". That last one still needs some polishing.You can tell from watching Vampires vs. Zombies that Vince D'Amato saw the Batman TV show at some point because he utilizes those cockeyed angles all the time. So I know Mr.D'Amato can see and remember. There's nothing else about his direction that tells me if Mr. D'Amato can think or speak or feed himself. If you told me that he was a mute quadriplegic who could only give direction by blinking his eyes in Morse Code, but had a facial twitch and dyslexia so no one could ever understand him, I wouldn't be at all surprised.Now, there are characters in this movie sporting obviously plastic fangs that are supposed to be vampires. And there are characters in awful make-up who are supposed to be zombies. And there is one moment in the movie where vampires and zombies fight each other for less than 30 seconds. So, it would be unfair to say this film is totally dishonest. Two relatively attractive women also take their tops off and engage in a couple of abortive lesbian sex scenes. A phenomenally horny dude without any access to porn might be able to fast forward through every other second of this thing and just watch those two scenes over and over again. So, it would be unfair to say to say Vampires vs. Zombies is completely without appeal for any possible viewer.With those caveats, this now takes its place as the second worst film I've ever seen. #1 still remains Beyond the Wall of Sleep, but only because the guys who made that obviously had some modicum of talent, which made their awesome failure more profound and ridiculous. The people responsible for Vampires vs. Zombies are so clearly out of their depth that it's impossible to get too upset with their flailing efforts. Vince D'Amato and crew are like the athletes who finish dead last in the Special Olympics. No matter how poorly they do, doing anything at all is kind of triumph for them.

I read the reviews before i watched this movie, and i didn't believe them. I love crap movies and i expected this one to be average. It wasn't. This film makes Camp Blood 1 and 2 look like greats. The film contains bad acting, poor sound, poor confusing storyline, bad makeup- and it bored me so much i turned it off. even the nudity was rubbish! Did they even have a budget for this film? I don't think they did. You can tell if your gonna like this film or not in the first 5 minutes. if u want a good cheesy gory film go watch toxic avenger 4 or even camp blood. Avoid this trash - I watched it on TV and felt riped off, so don't spend anything on it. The best part is probably the end.

This film was so bad i had to fast forward most of it to get to the good bits. Hah what good bits? the only bit that was worth it was the ending (those who have seen the film will know what i mean). I expected a lot from this film like a underworld meets dawn of the dead meets Freddy vs. Jason but what i got was this crap. Story was forgettable, the cast was used badly and what was the director thinking when he made this. This could have been a great but i turned out to be the most boring film i have ever watched. OK so what if there was a nice bit of T and A, I was after the gore and i was bitterly disappointed. Don't expect a film thats good but if you want a bad cheesy horror then by all means watch this and see how a horror movie SHOULDN'T BE DONE.

This is the absolute worst movie I have ever seen!! There was absolutely nothing good to say about this movie. I have seen some bad movies but this one takes it. There is no plot and most of the movie you are either fast forwarding the movie to get it done faster or you are wondering what the hell is going on because you can't seriously think that someone thought of this movie and you are watching it. I feel sorry for anyone who has to sit through this painful hour and a half. Please take my advice and DO NOT WATCH this movie for I know you will think it is the biggest waste of time you have ever spent in your life.