Purely Joyful Movie!

A Brilliant Conflict

All that we are seeing on the screen is happening with real people, real action sequences in the background, forcing the eye to watch as if we were there.

While it is a pity that the story wasn't told with more visual finesse, this is trivial compared to our real-world problems. It takes a good movie to put that into perspective.

You know how some art museums of sh*t like a piece of plywood with a stripe on it and they call it art and sell it for $5,000? Well this movie is that. It was all over the place, I don't understand what the hell happened in it, made no sense at all, I don't even think a plot was apparent in any aspect. The whole thing was just completely and utterly, indescribably idiotic. I cant even, i just cant right now. Its so f****** bad that I'm writing a review, thats pretty frickin bad. I have to cleanse my mind with anything else right now, even Honey-Boo-Boo or Miley Cyrus would be better than that movie. And trust me, that is saying a whoooole lot from me.

So what even is happening in this movie? All of the actors are ridiculous, and the music is TOO over the top. So many of the fighting scenes are obviously fake and this movie is a waste of 10 GTR's if you ask me. No but seriously, it's so bloody weird, and I've seen all scary movies before. Please don't even waste your precious time watching this crap. Just when you think it's about to end, some more weird stuff happens. There's a mutant thing that keeps making noise and is just horribly distracting. I'm pretty sure it's about weird cannibals, but I don't even know. The movie skips to different scenes way too quickly, and when the bad guys get shot they don't even get hurt !Plus the booby scenes aren't real :(

Returning home from a birthday party, a group of friends run afoul of a gang of devious cannibals looking to sell human skin to likewise investors and must try to fend off the deadly members before succumbing to their whims.This is an utterly wretched and nearly worthless affair that has almost no redeeming values. The fact that this is as brutal and vicious as it is does have some nice qualities about it, but the mere fact that this one has as much wrong with it as it does is the real hindering problem here. The fact is that this one tries so hard to be seen as an urban variation of "TCM" that it goes for out-and-out copying several points from that movie and passing them off as original scenes in here. The chase through the alleys and back-door shops is mirrored from the chase through the woods in the original, a bounty hunter looking for a kidnapped member of the family is straight from one of the sequels and most insulting of all is that it apes the dinner sequence nearly shot-for-shot with the exact same results here, though this one tends to use it as an homage to that film more so than because it fits within the storyline construct because it makes no sense for the people in this film to behave like that for any reason other than outright pillage. That brings up the film's two biggest flaws, because nothing in here makes sense since no one says anything about what's going on. It tends to think that just because people are being vicious beaten and battered that they're supposed to feel sorry for what's happening to them, but it never says anything about what's going on. All attempts at expanding what the group's doing is mockingly laughed at and shot down, so it's a real mystery if they're cannibals, flesh peddlers or just flat-out wackos that have a fascination with the 50s' Greaser look since they all look like rejects from a hot-rod teen-angst movie. The other big flaw here is that this is done in an urban area of a major city, yet the police are shown as wholly incompetent and afraid of the gang while the locals are more than willing to live in the area as long as they don't mess with the group for there's several times where the police have the power to help them but choose not to, while the locals are shown to be abjectly afraid of interfering for fear of running afoul of the gang. This is unrealistic on a number of levels and is capped off by the frantic and confusingly irritating finale that upsets the whole nature of what's gone on before it. As well, there's a small dose of minor flaws like too much blackened screen-time without showing anything or being unable to find a topless actress for the role that it leaves this with a heaping slew of detrimental problems and nothing to save it.Rated R: Graphic Violence, Graphic Language and Nudity.

Could have watched it on acid and would still grasping at straws to make sense of it. And I'm the kind of guy who can make sense of David Lynch movies while tripping. The movie did however make me hungry for some raw baby flesh, joking. Mmmm, baby flesh...? Can anyone say f u c k e d up? Eating babies is "the sh!t"? And what the hell was really going on in this movie anyway? Anyone who gets their jollies from this sort of sadistic crap is something in a whole different league from your average horror aficionado. I love a good slasher/ crazy violent and gory horror flick but this movie made my brain feel like it had just licked a dirty ashtray nice and clean. Long story short, avoid this one like the plague. You'll thank yourself. Even if you have to lather your body in Crisco and navigate through underground passageways to do so, do not watch this. There's not enough soap in the world to wash your eyes clean from this tripe.