It's not great by any means, but it's a pretty good movie that didn't leave me filled with regret for investing time in it.
... View MoreIn truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.
... View MoreThe movie really just wants to entertain people.
... View MoreClose shines in drama with strong language, adult themes.
... View MoreGeez... We can't say that it didn't try. "Boa V.S. Python" tried too hard to be a decent B-flick. It tried to rely most of it's fun factor on a monster, on cheesy dialogs, on not so bad f/x, and on cool soundtrack. Not to mention the visual attractive of sensual hot women with a sexy accent.Overall, it's not a bad movie because it has some good technical values to respect unlike many crappy B-flicks under the same tone. I had fun watching it after the first half of the movie. Sometimes it got dull and boring but it was just a premise before the B-Action started!Watch this one if you are hungry of B-flicks!!
... View MoreTo truly appreciate films like this, you just have to approach them at the right angle! The film is crap...yes. The CGI is laughable, the plot is none-existent and (aside from David Hewlett who makes the most of what he has) the acting is atrocious. But this film (along with other such gems as Charlies Angels: Full Throttle and...well...pretty much any film with Arnold Swachenegger or William Shatner in it), is just one of those SO EXCRUCIATINGLY AWFUL movies that go through the boundaries of crap into hysterically funny. I guarantee that if you watch this film with a few other guys or gals who are in the mood for it, you will find it as funny as I did.How can any film with these lines be bad?: "That snake is big. Big is good.", "God I hate you son." and "Guys like that, they get what they want. their own casinos, a hot biscuit like her, and now he's getting the first shot at killing our snake. F**ck that!" I rest my case.
... View MoreDon't waste your time on this sad bunch of characters (not to imply there is characterization)unless you enjoy watching giant puppet snakes. You can tell this is definitely a TV movie with laughable script, bad acting, no thrills, and the special effects department on holiday. There's a sorry attempt at a romance with less than zero chemistry between the leads. Just a shame the snakes didn't eat everyone at the endBeware - director obviously tried to spice it up with unnecessary nudity and slightly amusing oral sex scene with one the snakes.You'll get more action playing snakes and ladders.
... View MoreOkay, people, obviously you don't have any sense of humor ! This film is a PARODIES !! You're acting like people who go to see Scary Movie and compares it to a Kaurismaki film !! Oh, please, there is no filmmaker who do that kind of gag in a serious film, come on ! Maybe you don't think it's funny, OK, I understand that, but please don't take it on the first degree ! (I'm sorry, it's a french idiom, I don't know if it exists in English...) Anyways, even if it's hudge, even if you could take it as a teen movie, even if there is some bad jokes in it, and even if the visual effects are poor...this is a very distracting film.Another insane film for David Hewlett...I love this guy !
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