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Redundant and unnecessary.

Load of rubbish!!

In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.

I wonder if this movie ruined anyone's career ?At least the director is Dan Grodnik who is like the most powerful producer in Hollywood now by the looks of his producer credits and financing deals-- I hope he made it up to some of those actors.... They sounded awful... ADR is part of it We should check who had a career going strong After this.And who never worked again:)They need to win the " IT WASN'T MY FAULT" Oscar AND The Karmic Oscar " MUST'VE BEEN FROM ANOTHER LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT ACADEMY AWARD WHO SHOULD PRESENT THAT AWARD?

"Blue Demon" is the name given to a project in which great white sharks are being conditioned to defend the United States' coastlines from hostile incursions (!). Squabbling scientists for whom Blue Demon is a labour of love, set out to prove the benefits of their work with embarrassing results for their boss (a Napolean worshipping, hot-pants wearing midget with a dominatrix PA called Inga) when the sharks escape their enclosure and begin terrorizing the locals. But their efforts to retrieve the sharks is hampered by a megalomaniacal General (Fahey) whose intentions are to use the rogue shark of the pack "Red Dog" to start a global conflict. The two doctors engage in tired dialogue centred around their dysfunctional marriage, trading jibes and insults, until they finally rekindle their passion for one another and save the world from another Cold war."Blue Demon" is one of those movies where the title offers greater excitement than the actual content can summon. Bent characterizations offer little amusement, seeking to parade a succession of self-indulgent jokes that all fail to hit the mark. There's a video game quality to the CGI effects that seriously lacks credibility, and the attack scenes are handled so amateurishly that the film would barely warrant parental guidance (except perhaps to protect young minds from such insipid movie-making which would seriously undermine respect for adults).Without expending too much effort on the abominable acting, Jeff Fahey's parody of the corrupt patriot is so overcooked that you could be forgiven for thinking the movie is actually a misfired lampoon of "Deep Blue Sea". But despite the attempt at slapstick humour, other scenes are quite morbid; the anguish expressed by the maintenance diver at the loss of her two companions and the heavily accented beach babe after seeing her girlfriend snatched off the wakeboard (another prime example of the budget CGI effects) both looked like drama class auditions. The eclectic soundtrack further confounds, the high tempo brass arrangements signaling frivolity, seconds after the characters are lamenting a fatality.Much like the meandering car chase toward the movie's anticlimax (in which the villain is subdued by a hula hoop no less), "Blue Demon" ambles along in first gear, never able to live up to the promise of its catchy title.

After seeing this film, I've come to the conclusion that, Plan 9 From Outer Space, should have won an Oscar. Bad acting, bad plot, bad dialog, un-scary sharks. The list could go on and on. I actually sat through this entire film, hoping it would get better, but Noooo! Now Jeff Fahey's character was the only redeeming factor in this movie, and that was for the comedic value of his part. Poor Jeff must have needed some serious pocket cash, or he must be a close friend of the Producer's. There were several cute girls in the movie, Whitney Sloan, being one of them, but even they couldn't save this poor excuse for a horror film. If you're an Ed Wood fan, you might like this flick, but I think Ed's movies are far far better than this...

They're is no technical credibility.... they didn't even try! Forget the physiology - No one contacted Sea World!Dedee Pfeiffer aka Marla Collins drives a Hyundai Tiburon (aka nurse shark)!Danny Woodburn aka Lawrence Van Allen stands in front his Napoleon alter.General Remora... (bad joke - worse acting). A remora - (Echeneis naucrates) is a Sharksucker.So the General is a 2nd rate parasitic hitchhiker making his bones on a cartilaginous predator.