Purely Joyful Movie!

Far from Perfect, Far from Terrible

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

The film's masterful storytelling did its job. The message was clear. No need to overdo.

This movie is awful. It pained me to watch it. Every actor, director, producer and anyone with even the smallest role in any aspect of this film should be barred from the genre indefinitely. This film is so bad there aren't strong enough words in the English language apt to describe. I'll just spit on the ground instead.Your movie is awful and you should feel bad. Scrappy Doo is a better experience. I would rather rip my arm off and f@@@ myself with my dead limb than get anywhere near it again. I would rather eat glass than see any of these actors ever again. I would rather jump in a river full of piranna than meet the director.

A good story and above average acting in Blood Relic. You can never go wrong when Debbie Rochon is in a movie! I'm a Billy Drago fan too but considering the very short amount of time he's on the screen I wonder why he gets top billing and an Associate Producer credit. Debbie and Jen Lauren Grant should have top billing. The other actors were good too. There's a nice amount of gratuitous nudity which you have to have in these type of movies. The sound was annoying. One second I'm turning it up to hear the dialog a second later music plays or another sound comes up and blows out my ear drums. It looked like they had a great time making this movie and that translated well for me. See if you notice something you rarely see in horror movies at the end. I noticed it quickly and said I'll be damned.

It really didn't take long in this slasher flick before one of the hot teens working in museum reveals her ample beauties. Rachel (Kelly Ray) is accosted in a hallway and offers her skin to the slasher.Soon after a slasher starts collecting hearts from his victims. My money is on old Harry (Billy Drago), as he seems especially creepy. But, the wacko Hank (Jon Christian), the dude who went ballistic and killed three sailors, is out of the hospital. Is he after the blood relic he left behind? It's time to party, and Corey (Debbie Rochon) is just having a fun time, but it is Pam (Melanie Rademaker) that really wants the party to start, and, boy does she get it started.While Pam and Mark are off doing their thing, Corey is winning at strip poker and has Rachel topless again, along with Alison (Caitlin Sabins). Things are getting interesting.Then the blood starts flowing...15 boobies, 11 dead, and one decapitation.

Let's see what we have to work with, a blood relic just sitting in the middle of an open field resting on a skull with no other relics or warnings not to touch it. Where anyone can find it, that makes perfect sense (NOT!) Second, what is the back story of the relic, how old is it, how did a demonic force get into it? These are kind of important subtext questions so the movie will make sense. Since they don't have it, it doesn't. Lastly, the big twist of who the killer is also makes perfect sense (NOT!). In one seen, the killer grabs one of the girls, pulls her into the room and while holding the door shut ties her up, takes her across the room and places a noose around her neck that's connect via a pulley to the door that when they force the door open it hangs her, then leaves via an unknown door, changes her clothes and returns to help open the door and kill the girl in about ten seconds. That doesn't make any sense. Plus, the pilot that found the relic, he hasn't changed in twenty years. So, what the hell was Billy Drago thinking when he agreed to this disaster of a flick? What's more shocking is this crapper didn't go right to video. THE NOOSE!