Bachelor Party Massacre
Bachelor Party Massacre
R | 01 January 2006 (USA)
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A group of friends decide to throw a Bachelor Party in the mountains; little do they know an escaped killer is on the loose ready to kill the party.

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Titreenp

SERIOUSLY. This is what the crap Hollywood still puts out?

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Acensbart

Excellent but underrated film

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Livestonth

I am only giving this movie a 1 for the great cast, though I can't imagine what any of them were thinking. This movie was horrible

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Roxie

The thing I enjoyed most about the film is the fact that it doesn't shy away from being a super-sized-cliche;

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BobforTrish

A video bought in a pound shop (about a dollar fifty) should always be judged along the lines of "you get what you pay for" and so it proved with Bachelor Party Massacre. The title, along with the tag line "Pray You Are Not Invited!" were fair indications of the slasher genre within. The pre-credit sequence continued in this vein with the first of many victims meeting a predictably gory end at the hands of 'The Killer'. The setting, standing in for the old haunted house, is a large recently vacated roadside drinking establishment with multiple bars, floors and, as befits such filmic scenery, plenty of dark corridors and mysterious rooms. Our heroes and heroines consist of four young men on a bachelor party, the two 'exotic dancers' they have hired and, in a later development, the partners of two of the men. Whilst the plot is perfunctorily familiar, tension is dissipated by the overuse of humorous dialogue. There is a very thin line between injecting moments of humour into a horror film in order to break the tension and actually turning the film into a parody of itself. This film comes dangerously close to crossing that line. Special effects, presumably constrained by budget, are quite acceptable whilst not being exceptional and credit must go to the editor for keeping the whole project down to a Hitchcockian hour and a half. The overall impression was of a flawed but certainly professional offering which punches slightly above its weight. The questioning of Bay Bruner's acting ability in other reviews may be fair although it would be difficult to come to such a conclusion based on one film . In her defence, I would say that the risible dialogue would probably have hindered her. There were certainly moments when the camera caught her in such a way as to make her by far the most interesting character.

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Bezenby

The very cover of this film is enough to put you off, but against all odds Bachelor Party Massacre wasn't too bad at all. It wasn't too good either, but it didn't quite descend into suicide inducing drudgery like a lot of slasher films.You know the plot even if you haven't seen the film. Four guys head off for a stag-do at an empty bar, and hire some strippers. Wife to be and sister-in-law also head off to spoil the fun, and there's an escaped lunatic killing folks. That's the plot. Rather than have trendy, know-it-all dialogue, the victims here are rather portrayed as pathetic losers from the get go, so that helps the film, as does the banter, which is a bit better than usual. The killer however is crap, and spouts one liners almost as bad as those in Psycho Cop. It all moves along fairly quickly though, and I like the stripper who's only defence is to strip for the killer. You're not missing much by this film.

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Glen McCulla

I went into this title with expectations suitably lowered: i mean, the title itself doesn't exactly lead one to expect the next "Citizen Kane" does it? But as an aficionado of low-rent z-grade slasher flicks i thought i'd give it a go.A group of pals rent their uncle's run-down looking bar in the middle of nowhere to celebrate the last night of freedom of their pal Addison (Michael Capes), who as the old song goes is getting married in the morning. The requisite booze and strippers have been laid on at this shindig, organised by Addison's brother Carl (Josh Breeding, who sadly harbours under the delusion that he is some kind of comedian, and believes himself hilarious). However, a psycho killer chick with a grudge against lapdancers is on the loose, having already slaughtered the pizza delivery guy and now wanting to get this party stopped.A wooden performance or two (Bay Bruner, the unnamed killer chick herself), some annoying characterisation from two of the guys (the aforementioned Breeding, and a typical frat boy joker) and possibly the most annoying character i have witnessed in a movie (Carl's loathsome girlfriend - who i wished dead from around 30 seconds after her first appearance) are balanced out by likable performances from Capes and Kate Huffman as his bride to be, and some quality stalk 'n' slash scenes: the "stiletto in the head" scene even managed to make me wince. But then, i've seen chicks really attempt that outside nightclubs.Recommended to anyone who loves low budget horror with a sense of humour, and because the two stripper chicks (Zoe Taylor, and gorgeous porn starlet Jamie Marie) are almost worth the price of admission alone.

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Angelus-16

Make no mistake about it, any film called Bachelor Party Massacre is going be naff, but, surprisingly, it's not as crud as it probably should be. The title tells you all you need to know: four buddies gather in an abandoned bar to celebrate their friend Addison's last few days as single. They drink, order pizza, letch after some strippers and get stalked n' slashed by a poncho-clad schizo woman who is nothing more than your common-or-garden asylum escapee.There's plenty of topless girls on show, fleshed out lapdancing sequences and watery blood-flowage. The effects budget obviously hindered some of the creativity and so a lot of the murders are off-screen or skewered by strange camera angles; one girl gets a stiletto in the head and a guy has a knife shoved in the worst possible place.As a collector and general advocate of slasher films - this was the 416th I've seen by my count - I'll watch almost anything like this. Some suck, some are pretty good. I'd slot BPM towards the bottom of the stack, but it's not downright awful as, say, Carnage Road or The Slaughterhouse Massacre, which are almost entirely devoid of merit.

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