Australian Pie
Australian Pie
| 01 January 2009 (USA)
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Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. Fortunately the recent death of a porn star makes a transplant possible and with the help of his crazy friends Jono just might get laid again.

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Pluskylang

Great Film overall

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Grimossfer

Clever and entertaining enough to recommend even to members of the 1%

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filippaberry84

I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.

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Roy Hart

If you're interested in the topic at hand, you should just watch it and judge yourself because the reviews have gone very biased by people that didn't even watch it and just hate (or love) the creator. I liked it, it was well written, narrated, and directed and it was about a topic that interests me.

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webaudio

Barely watchable, possibly one of the worst films ever made. To the director I would say: get a real job.It's not even funny bad like some old or dated cult flicks, it's just truly awful. Poorly crafted, derivative, unoriginal, amateurishly produced. Also borrows liberally from SBS TV's Pizza. If you are going to appropriate ideas, why not at least rip off something good?I've seen first year film student projects that are far better than this waste of space.One of the worst films I've ever seen by far.You can watch the whole thing on YouTube, but I bet you won't sit through the first minute.

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parallel_parking

It's got to be a warning when the big marquee names are ex reality TV contestants and comedians who wonder what happened to their once-thriving careers. This group of cardboard cut-out non-entities are perhaps the main flaw in a deeply flawed movie. Imagine how this puerile rubbish was pitched: "Hey there's this guy, right, and he loses his wee-wee, and gets a new one... and then we can do these jokes about Viagra and 69s and poo and farts and other stuff that we came up with after six beers and a whole stack of old comedy tapes. Yay, we got a winner!" Since they've used every other tacky gimmick, how about issuing the audience with 1D glasses to see the characters in all their glory? With characters as feeble as these, the movie can at least be saved by some great jokes. Which makes it more of a shame that there aren't any.

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munchkin602

"There's nothing funny about Meat Pie.It's a bunch of set pieces with people getting sh*t on and ejaculated on, blokes kissing blokes, and things happening for no reason. The acting's worse than a skit on The Footy Show, the "jokes" are bastardisations of gags from other films and The Simpsons, it's borderline racist - and much worse, completely nonsensical." And I'll just add that it's rude, pointless, stupid, unfunny, pathetic, and it cost me 80 minutes of my life that I'll never get back. It's the worst thing I have ever seen, and I hope that nobody makes the same mistake I did of being nice enough to give it a chance

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almond-husk

OK so since they had a really old joke about Pauline Hanson in the movie i guess i can just use that famous old pauline line... PLEASE EXPLAIN i so did not get what the point of this movie was. i mean, there's a guy who gets his penis chopped off by a mincing machine and i'm like OK, is this a porno? then some tacked on story about some professor with a grudge against the pie shop owner, and i'm like, is this meant to be some statement about small town revelry. then there's all this nonsense crap about 20-somethings being promiscuous and i'm like, is this a story about youths out of control. Then IMDb says its meant to be a comedy. where were the jokes? where were the larger then life characters? where was the point?

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