Fantastic!

I have absolutely never seen anything like this movie before. You have to see this movie.

It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

There's no way I can possibly love it entirely but I just think its ridiculously bad, but enjoyable at the same time.

I had wanted to see this movie for years. A close friend of mine, who is a fellow gay man, recommended this movie to me, said it was some cheesy slasher with some hot gay porn thrown in. So that was what I was expecting.... errr... well that's not exactly what it turned out to be.First of all, this movie was made in 2004, and the video and audio quality are so awful that this movie is nearly unwatchable. Wow. And nothing really makes much sense, but I can sense the plot trying to be made, that there is a crazy dude who is wanting to take revenge on some guys. So there's weird people doing stupid things for about a full hour.After that, the crazy dude hypnotizes these twink guys into sexual activities and that was where I was expecting to see this "hot gay porn". Oh this was terrible. The crazy dude commands each guy to perform a certain act and to humiliate the other, and it just took forever. It was similar to soft-core porn, but even worse. I admit these scenes did pull a few laughs out of me. It was ridiculously stupid. All these flaccid guys in an orgy and how they are all able to have sex with each other while flaccid. It was truly pathetic.So then they kill these girls with pizza cutters and then they kill these guys and lay them all down on a sheet in a room and sprinkle cheese on top of them to make a 'human pizza' and act like they're slicing them with pizza cutters, then one guy wakes up and screams and you got the crazy guy again who is vowing to humiliate whoever.OK, I knew this was going to be bad when I first heard of it, and when I read the reviews, but I love some unique indie stuff like "L.A. Zombie" or "The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror", but no this was not even comparable. I started to say the only film bad enough to compare this to was Wally Koz's "555", but even this film makes "555" deserve an Academy Award. The fake sex was the only thing I found humorous. I will admit though, that it is a bit creepy, some of the crap that was in this movie, and the fact that anyone had anything to do with it, and that someone made it and marketed it. To do so is delusional and the subject matter of this film along with the poor attempt does make me question the director's sanity. With a budget just under $1M, it looks like it was made with just $15 dollars. I have to say that the music during the end credits was really nice, I don't know who composed and performed that song, but it was good. Or maybe I was just so glad that this hour and 48 minutes was finally over.This DVD, out of print, as of the time of this being written, is being sold by 2 sellers on amazon for the outrageously shocking prices of $595.95 and $804.73. WTF????

I can't believe that someone got paid to make this and what is even worse is that they got paid to make another one that is very similar. This is a perfect example of how very bad scripts, writing, directing etc. is getting into production, while so many very good & talented work out there is being turned down. I really will like to understand the politics behind all of these obviously bad decisions. My only logic is that it must be that they make such films that are unacceptable for viewing, in sure hopes that they will come and go without any notice, only to serve as a tax write off for the rich. At least they can give the money to young and talented producers, writers, directors, etc. to practice with low budget productions!

Ed Wood, you were a genius compared to the clueless people who put this "film" together. Filmed I'm sure in a few hours on a Saturday afternoon.In this case, the word film means crap on a stick.Forget the infantile story line, the bozo holding the camera, the lack of imagination.This "film" exists only because a few "pervs" wanted to photograph a ten minute limp-tool soft core orgy with less-than-attractive boys who have no idea they are being exploited.If you can see this movie for free, fine -- fast forward but DO NOT pay any money, not a dime. The acting made me throw up, just a little, in my mouth. The Pizza Shack Owner, a man in a wig attempting a comedic character without any understanding of what acting means. The janitor, the man in the wheel chair, the skinny, skanky boys romping around senselessly behave as though they are mentally-incomplete. It's as if they thought acting meant they were suppose to act retarded.I mean none of these people here are "real" actors. Outside of my theory I don't know why such a steaming heap of awfulness was ever filmed, or ever released.Seriously, dudes, it's not worth it, even if the words "Skanky boys", "Softcore orgy" or "pervs" arouse you -- not even for curiosity's sake should you subject yourself to such a wreck.

In my defense, it wasn't my choice to rent this, it was my boyfriend's. That being said, I watched it (most of it) and I must say that this may be the worst movie I have ever seen. This film trumps itself as being a gay satire of horror films but it is most definitely not. See, satire is supposed to be funny. Actually satire is supposed to be--as defined--irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity. This film contained no irony, no sarcasm, nor did it contain any wit (caustic or otherwise) but it did contain plenty of folly, vice, and oodles of stupidity. It's just stupid, stupid, stupid. Filmed with the lowest possible quality (which perhaps was done to match the quality of the writing, acting, cinematography, editing and directing) video. I didn't even think they still sold VHS camcorders, and perhaps that's not what it was filmed on, but it certainly looks like it (it could be the worst possible DV transfer ever however). The cinematography is just awful, whoever was behind the camera must have seen that there was an FX button on the side and pushed it at the most odd and random moments, incorporating such FX as negative, wide, and stretch...which would detract from the scene if there was anything worth watching in the first place (and in the case of the scene shot in negative, we see that the writer/director doesn't brush his teeth). And so we move on to the writing. The story is about a 'gay nerd' who delivers pizza's, he's one day beaten down by a group of teens for simply bumping into one of them. To get revenge he hypnotizes a counselor so that he'll hypnotize the students who are forced to see the counselor so that the 'gay nerd' (Zaffo) can teach them what it's like to be humiliated. And of course that means making them get it on in a huge simulated sex orgy at the end of the film. It sounds funny (and possibly could be if it was written by someone more talented, like a group of retarded monkeys), but its attempts at humor is painfully unfunny. And the writer (who stars as Zaffo AND serves as director) seems to really love the word 'humiliate(d)' seeing how it is said in seemingly every other line of the script. The cast is probably made up of the local high school gay pride club. None of them are believable, and I'd especially like to point out that the Bobby Trendy cameo has him at one point looking off to the side as though he was trying to find the nearest exit. And since I hate this movie more then I hate mushrooms (and I really hate mushrooms) I'm going to sum up the rest of the review by saying: It's also edited by an epileptic mole (seeing how mole's are blind) with a large amount of two second scenes that seem like they're simply trimmings from what should have been a longer scene.This is a movie that is worse then porn, actually...if it had been a real porn it might have been funny. But it wasn't porn, it wasn't funny. It didn't have the courage to actually have sex scenes, just simulated sex scenes, and a few shots of penises. If it were a porn I could understand the crappy production value. But it wasn't. It was a 'gay satire of horror films' (as it says on the cover). And I only wish that I could personally destroy every single copy. And it was everything I could do to not rip my eyeballs from their sockets and step on them with my own feet to make the pain stop.Don't watch this movie, and if you have to at least make a drinking game out of it, everyone drink anytime someone says the words 'humiliate', or 'humiliated' and hopefully you will pass out 20 minutes into it's near two hour running time.I scored this movie as a 1 out of ten, because they don't let you rate a film with a ZERO!!!!