Pretty Good

Don't listen to the negative reviews

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

The film's masterful storytelling did its job. The message was clear. No need to overdo.

I managed to make it through to 43 minutes into this 'found footage' styled movie titled "616: Paranormal Incident". And I should say that I had at that point picked up my phone and started Facebooking instead.Yep, the movie was exactly that boring and uneventful.First of all, this is a 'found footage' movie, a particular genre that I have no love for in any possible way. So that was working against the movie from the very beginning. And it was just fuel to the fire when the movie had one of the worst and least captivating story lines ever seen in the entire horror genre.A group of FBI agents (or so we are to believe they are) venture into some rundown old building, chasing ghosts.Indeed, what a lovely storyline right there. The movie just trotted ahead at a mind-numbingly dull pace, with very little happening. And whatever did happen was anything but interesting.The acting in the movie, was below average for most parts. But hey, isn't that a part of this 'found footage' genre? So far, I can't claim to have been overly impressed with the movies in the genre.I simply gave up on this movie 43 minutes into it, because I was bored out of my mind and it just got progressively more and more difficult to buy into this movie and much less get entertained by it. And I can't really claim to have any interest in knowing how the movie ended.This movie was a massive swing and a miss and a failed attempt at entertainment.

I came across this at the local Redbox, because they didn't have the movie I intended to rent. I liked the cover picture and the description was decent. I am into paranormal movies and decided that I would rent this, as there were no other movies that raised my interest.I started the DVD while getting things from the kitchen and my girlfriend said that I missed a big fake breast shot. Not really wanting to rewind, I continued watching from where it was. Within 2 minutes I saw that the lighting was horrible and the acting was subpar, but I gave it about 1 more minute when I saw the skin-tight suit that the "FBI" agent was wearing. Immediately after that it showed another "agent" in a van watching video footage and he had some tattoos on his fingers. I decided at that moment that I would go rent all the other DVDs of this out of the Redbox, take them home, and burn them all. I don't care that it cost me $16 a DVD, just so that no one else would be duped into renting this movie and wasting $1.25 plus tax. This movie is not even worthy of being on VHS. I am tempted to write some hate mail to reimburse me for the money I lost.Conclusion: Do not rent this movie. Do not even streamline it. The people who filmed it should pay you to pirate it.

I really have nothing against softcore porn. If that's your thing then go for it, but attempting to pass it off as a low budget horror film makes one wonder what Redbox will have in store for the public in the future. This isn't a movie, it's a softcore porn production. Every actor and actress in this honestly looks like they came directly from Seduction Cinema. There is no story. The image and audio presentation of the live footage is quite possibly the worst I have ever seen or heard. My smart phone videos look like IMAX compared to this film. I guess the director (if that's what his job title is) thinks that the blurrier the picture or audio is the creepier the movie will be. The live footage scenes are captured by glasses that have swap meet quality cameras on them. The shock sequences (the ones that are not blurry) involve sex and running up to the camera to show the viewer their pale colored contact lenses.Since this is just fluffy porn then I'll rate it as such..…the girls are hot. The hottest is the one locked up in the cell with the pretty legs. Second best would be the one watching her outside the cell.Pure trash (which is a compliment if you're in the mood for sleaze).

This is by far, the lamest movie I have watched in a long time! Let's start with the cast: It looks like the casting came from the throw-aways of a porn movie. These "FBI" agents are more like a group of college-kid-wannabe's. The lead agent is a Huey Lewis-looking character with random acts of dramatic outbursts. The evil entity is completely devoid of any frightening characteristics. Now the setting: The set (which is supposed to be an abandoned criminal prison) is extremely clean, freshly painted, and has new, completely intact furniture. As if that weren't unbelievable enough, the audio-visual equipment that these "agents" are using is the best Radio Shack could have offered on the clearance aisle. For the plot: The premise is that of an abandoned mental asylum that is due for demolition, a demolition only the can only be carried out by an elite FBI team of parapsychologists. Wait, what? I won't divulge any of the plot points, because there simply aren't any. If you have about an hour and half to spend and completely hate yourself, then by all means take this horrendous journey into lameness.